Community Service: Cleaning Up the Neighborhood.. AFK Pushing

[lostmymarbles]

Just a little Tormenta push for Tandy. And I promise..we didn't mean (*rolls eyes) to get her all tangled in that mess.

[lostmymarbles]

Blue kindly left his pirate on the "Beach formerly known as Las Pulgas"
(He meant to offer up himself as a totem.. but instead offered me some entertainment.)

He started where I'm standing.



He had to go to the bathroom



This was Blue's view from inside "The Facilities"

(Note the conversation about our lack of clothing choice for new pirates.)



We stopped to see how the General was doing... he looked really disgusted with his minions.



We safely get past Darkhart... he likes me... didn't even attack us once.

Finally.. the goal is attained.






lol.. gotta love a guy who, when he comes back to the game, actually reads what was said in chat ...



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I come back to the game and Blue is not where I put him.

[Sarah]

Can never resit a Max AFK Push





Thanks for leaving yourself so close the the water heehee

[lostmymarbles]

Max gave up avoiding being pushed long ago. He used to hide in taverns thinking he would be safe there, but of course he wasn't.

So now, he is destined to an unsettled life of narcoleptic bathing.

[lostmymarbles]

WAHHHHHHH!!!! *tears flowing down my face

I pushed Jess and I lost the screenies. Boss I had her all packed up in a barrel... ready for shipment!

*grabs puffs.. sniff sniff

[Jessica]

(laughs like Mad Cat from Inspector Gadget)

[lostmymarbles]

lol.. were you still in the barrel when you finally decided to play ...or did someone knock you out of the barrel? or did you completely miss it because your puter and isp decided you were wasting their time with all this hanging out and no action, so they conspired to shut you down?

My goal was to try and glitch you up to the apartment, but I couldn't get you up on the ledge that you need to get onto. (And yes, I still can get into the glitch there.) Then once I got you over the rock by the tree, I couldn't get you out of that area anyway. I finally got you into the barrel by going into the weaponsmith's and tping back to you a few times.

See folks.. it's not just a guild event.. it's an artform.

I am so bummed that I can't locate the screenshots.

[Jessica]

My gah you're a determined little pusher. All gone to waste cause I never came back into game and you have no screenie proof.

Neener, neener!

But yes, I concur! It truly is an artform and you're like Da Vinci!

[Basil Dreadflint]

Put her back in the barrel!!!

We could have sent her to the Aleutians, or Del Fuego, or somewhere else equally remote.

[Robmac7777]

Originally Posted by Jessica

My gah you're a determined little pusher. All gone to waste cause I never came back into game and you have no screenie proof

Not to stir the pot, or get in the middle, but my Doc witnessed the incident. I did not think to take a screenie though.

[lostmymarbles]

Thanks Doc for the verification.

And if she leaves herself on PR again.. I'll send her "packing."

Jess...hun... how does Istanbul sound to you?


I know... I know... not Constantinopole.

[Jessica]

I just like it better that way!

[lostmymarbles]

It was a sad but busy pushing night for me. If they bring the changes to the game as quickly as they have lately, then this was probably my last night to afk push my most favorite victim.

Thank you, Jessa chick for being a sweet lazy afk pirate.

As usual I keep forgetting to take a shot of your original position. (where I am standing)



I wanted to push you through the wall and into the crates.. but even with Grace's help we just couldn't get you to go where we intended.



We knew tho that you were on the rebound from your latest relationship fiasco... the Cadet just wasn't good enough for you .. he didn't deserve you.



But I never figured Clemence was this cold hearted...




Later on.. I just couldn't let things go.. the need to push was too ingrained in me



Jess and I, we felt it appropriate to have a moment of silence...





* cue chorus to start singing... A Dream is Wish your Heart Makes... pffft..oops sorry was trying to be serious....

Thanks Jess for keeping me busy.....

[Sarah]

Aww, Kelly...*passes the puffs

Been saving up some shots




Oops, she woke up, and looks angry..


Last Night


Got Char a little hung up on that skewer...oops


Finally got her in the corner

[musicalklutz]

RIP AFK pushing