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11-09-2010, 02:22 AM
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Alright. Davy? Crest was sneaking aboard MY ship. Geez..
But, I will let the hilarity for others continue. Options? 1) Bring good ol' Jack back to life. 2) Chastise Billy for eating one of the best pirates to ever sail the Caribe. 3) Mourn over my loss. 4) Continue to enjoy the Dinner on Crest's ship. |
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#107
11-09-2010, 02:24 AM
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Do 1.
He was delicious. I will enjoy eating him again, and if Billy does good, I'll give him the scraps. What? Like I said, times are tough. 
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#108
11-09-2010, 02:28 AM
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You bring me back to life using your witchdawkta powers. In thanks, I allow you to eat this shark I has hunted and killed. This shark weighs 700 pounds, and is cooked to perfection.
However, it is not perfection, for it is laced with poison. I laugh as you writhe in pain as I walk to the Dinner party. |
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#109
11-09-2010, 02:33 AM
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No, we misspelled the sign. It is actually the Donner party. Should Jack:
1.) Be eaten alive by the Donner party. 2.) Be eaten dead by the Donner party. 3.) Only lose his legs. 4.) Make it out with only fork wounds. |
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#110
11-09-2010, 02:34 AM
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1?
Nah... 4! Number 4! |
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#111
11-09-2010, 02:38 AM
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You survive, pulling forks out of yourself, when you realize this: We weighed anchor and had a dinner party at sea with some real guests. They are, METALLICA. You sit at dock, hearing the fleeting sounds of electric guitars and drums, and cry. You then spontaneously combust.
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#112
11-09-2010, 02:42 AM
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That was absolutely dreadful. Let me survive, and let me combust. Alas, tis fate.
Options? 1) Convince Metallica to use thier Metal Demon powers to revive me. 2) Listen to the Concert all night long. 3) Leave the dinner party and head over to the Royal Anchor for some drinks. 4) Kill the Witchdawkta. |
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#113
11-09-2010, 02:56 AM
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4? No, no... 1. I have to if I want to kill you again.
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#114
11-09-2010, 02:59 AM
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In order to revive me, sacrifices must be made. They ask for volunteers. You think that their asking if anybody wants to come on stage with them, so you apply.
You are picked, get to go on stage, and are then killed. Your life is slowly drained out, and your blood is used to reform me into my original self. |
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#115
11-09-2010, 03:03 AM
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Touche.
Pick: 1.) You sit down and enjoy your meal by candlelight. 2.) You tell Metallica to leave your ship. 3.) Joe shoots out from a black hole, landing on James Hetfield and killing him. 4.) Nothing of interest happens. |
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#116
11-09-2010, 03:15 AM
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Three please.
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#117
11-09-2010, 03:20 AM
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Jack has blood splattered on his face, and a little bit of Hetfield stuck in his eye. The rest of the band looks angry, thinking that he was responsible in some way. A well aimed drumstick goes through his forehead, and then one that is actually used for the drums and isn't chicken does, too. A little bit of MY blood hits a candle, igniting, for Witchdoctor blood is flammable. The boat is soon burnt to a crisp. There are no survivors.
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#118
11-09-2010, 03:48 AM
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No survivors?
Options? 1) All are revived by Tia Dalma. 2) They are not revived. |
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#119
11-09-2010, 09:34 PM
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Number 2 please
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#120
11-10-2010, 01:00 AM
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You fall victim to the wrath of Jolly Roger, because you insulted his grandmother!
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Fate game
Linear Mode
