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ok choices
1: get killed by darth vader 2: get killed by emperor palpatine 3:get killed by darth mual 4:get killed by count dooku |
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You forgot option 5: Get killed by Darth Vader's Apprentice, the most powerful jedi/sith in history.
Option 5 please. |
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I do believe Davy fails.
4 please. At least he'll be dignified about it. |
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he cuts off your head followed by cuted off legs and arms
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haha that was a short fate
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Options?
1) Steal rum from Crest. 2) Steal rum from me. 3) Steal rum from the Faithful Bride. 4) Buy your own rum! |
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Tee hee hee. Choice 1 seems simplest for me.
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You decide to sample a little bit of your rum stash. However, that sample turns into a few bottles, those bottles turn into a few dozen bottles, and those few dozen turn into all of it.
Drunk as drunk can be, you walk around pointlessly, smashing into everybody even remotely close to you, until you finally run into a hard, tough-as-nails pirate. He starts cracking his knuckles. |
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Ah, but of course. Choice....
A) Help me beat up Mr. Big Bad B) Enjoy the fight that shall ensue. C) Let me sneak aboard your ship. |
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Hmm... Beat up by Tough guy, or beat up by Crest later on....
3! |
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Crest? May I have the honors? I will have fun with this.
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-stands behind Davy waving and acting out the word no, while mouthing the word no!-
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Davy, after you. My lightbulb went out.
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#104
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Thank you my good lady!
Crest invited me and my brother, The Monster, over for dinner that night. Unfortunately, Crest wasn't thinking ahead, and had absolutely no meat aboard the ship. My dear brother, Billy, went mad from the lack of meat. Soon, he began to crave living flesh. However, he loves me and Crest too much to eat us. As he is sitting at the table in Crest's quarters, picking away at some vegetables in disgust, he smells something. He dashes out the door in a quick hurry. Me and Crest, in shock, run after him, only to find him gnawing hungrily on a struggling body. We get The Monster away from the body, and find that it is Jack Shipsteel, who has snuck aboard Crest's ship. When we find out it was Jack, we laugh for a good while, while he is bleeding on the floor. Then we go back inside to finish our dinner, and allow Billy to finish his meal. That was very fun.
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And, I finish off Jack. What? Times are tough.
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