Corrupt a wish

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but apparently he'll be groggy because someone sunk the ship all of us were on. grr.

I wish that I could at least see my pirate! xD (he's stuck somewhere in the Twilight Zone).

[andyspins]

Granted but you see him as he dies from a sword stab.

I wish for a bean bag.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but it explodes in your face.

I wish that all of us could get a SET of Jack's Brew for all this stress POTCO has placed in us.

[Mr. Awesome]

Granted, but Disney reduces the rep bonus from 500% to 30%.

I wish for my very own Mercer's Blades.

[The Skirata Clan]

Granted, but its a 1:32 scale replica.

I wish for bottles and bans.

[andyspins]

Granted, but they're banned bottles, so you are now the target of an internatiional manhunt from the police.

I wish for a foam sword.

[The Skirata Clan]

Granted, but its a liquid foam sword.

I wish POTCO improved.

[Mr. Awesome]

Granted, but it already has improved, alot.

I wish for my very own Lost Sword of El Patron.

[andyspins]

Granted, when I give it to you I don't put in your hand, I slide it through your ribs, then ask for my tip.

I wish for a neon sign.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Granted. You go blind from the brightness.

I wish for a clone.

[The Skirata Clan]

Granted, but they are made of a bounty hunter that hates you and after a while said clone betrays you because of GAR Order 66.

I wish for POTCO to invade ToonTown.

[Mr. Awesome]

Granted, but Roger Rabbit kills Captain Jack Sparrow.

I wish to rule the galaxy.

[CarribeanThunder]

Granted. The Galaxy is a very small galaxy.


I wish for [Insert Item To Be Wishes For Here].

[The Skirata Clan]

Granted, but you ran out of space.

I wish for rideable animals at POTCO.

[andyspins]

Granted but they smell VERY bad.

I wish for the color red.