The Ban Game!

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

I ban Dog because the same goes with me, although I seem to be always on.

[Dog Gunmorgan]

I ban Skip for the last part of his sentence not making sense.. would be better to say I seem to always be on.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

I ban Dog for implying that he seems to always be on.

[Dog Gunmorgan]

I ban Skip for implying it first

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

I ban Dog for implying it last.

See what great feat we just accomplished there?

[Dog Gunmorgan]

I ban Skip because basically what we just did there was state obvious facts... not that great of an accomplishment

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

I ban Dog because stating obvious facts is what your method is riddled with.

I on the other hand, don't like to spice it up with any sarcasm at all.

[Dog Gunmorgan]

I ban Skip for that extremely obvious sarcasm.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

I ban Dog because his sarcasm is the best I've seen recently.

[Dog Gunmorgan]

I ban Skip for complementing me even though it's almost certainly sarcasm.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

I ban Dog because recently my sarcasm hasn't been very proficient.

Here's a line graph to prove it, the red line is my sarcasm, meanwhile each blue x point counts as a ban, and the y line shows the sarcasm.
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See...

[Dog Gunmorgan]

I ban Skip because you really need to work on that sarcasm mate thats sad right there.

[The Skirata Clan]

I ban Dog for being a Senior Officer but not a member of AARP.

[Mr. Awesome]

I ban TSC for reusing an already terrible pun. Besides Dog won't live to be a senior, dog's only live about ten years...

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I ban MA for using human years to determine the age of a dog that should be measured in dog years, although the dog may be a human/dog hybrid of some sort.