Create a Story where we each say a sentence.

[hmanngr8]

Joe finds out that Davy Jones is still mad at him for desertion, and not dieing for like a dozen times, and he finally realizes he is in Davy Jones's Locker, finds a captain of what use to be an eitc ship of the line, breaks the empty bottle he has been carrying around on the captain's head, only to steal his magnificent ship, summon some rock crabs to carry it to shore, and manages to turn the ship upside down using the half crazed crew during sunset, waits for the green flash, then turns it upside down, his ship of the line flips and teleports in the middle of the battle in Pearl Harbor, only to be destroyed by a misfired missle, his crew miracaulously survives swims to sure and asks, "Aren't you guys getting sick of the time travel?", only to get a response of " UHHHHHHH WHERE ARE WE, AND TIME WHAT?".

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Then Joe time travels again millions of years into the past, only to appear right in front of a T-Rex.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

The T-Rex devours Joe, finds him inedible, gags him up, and inadvertently changes the fate of mankind by existing long before mankind existed; of course, since mankind didn't exist, Joe didn't exist, so he couldn't come back to this time to create the paradox which I have just formulated, which resulted in bounce-back on the space-time continuum which holds the universe together causing said following effect: likely though it may sound, a black hole was not formed by this; rather, in accordance to the laws of the multiverse, which is in fact time, the universe in which Joe existed tore open, splashing out into the multiverse which by unfortunate happenstance cause this following effect: since time and space are two incompatible substances which cannot exist peacefully, and because the universe in which Joe had existed was in fact close to the border of the multiverse, it caused a chemical (of sorts) reaction, resulting in the rupture of the multiverse, which in turn spilled over into Eternity/Infinity, which exists on the outside of the multiverse, creating barely a ripple in that which has no finite time or form, which leads me to the following question: can anyone, I mean anyone, create a good sentence longer than this?

[Tiberius Fireskull]

K I know a small amount of physics, and the laws of it... but I had no clue how that worked....

Joe gets up from all that stuff, and finds himself in a blank realm that doesn't truly exists, but is more of an imaginary place where time and the laws of physics do not apply; an area between dimensions, existing everywhere and nowhere.

[Sith kinght pirate]

suddenly joe wakes up in front of jack sparrow on the black pearl

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Jack stabs him with his sword, then Joe ends up back in that realm I described in my previous post.

[Sith kinght pirate]

joe wakes up again in front of jack sparrow on the black pearl and all other dmentions r locked forever jack says "Get me some rum. Savy?"

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Then Jack stabs him again, for there is no rum left.

[hmanngr8]

Joe soon realises that he's just going to keep teleporting in front of Jack just so he can get stabbed, so he decides not to have a chat with the captain and wills himself to teleport back to his original time, the night before all this madness, wars, teleporting, climbing up Padres Del Fuego volcano, and being mistook for Davy Jones started, and decided to sleep in that day, so the entire fate of mankind had been made unchanged by all of these incidents that were never ment to be.
Now that's a good ending, even though it won't be the ending.
Has anyone here ever played or knows the plot of Half Life by Valve? Because all of this teleportation and time travel seems right up the alley of that game.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Joe wakes up the next morning and says what a beautiful day it is, and then trips, falls on his face, and breaks his nose.

[Shr3der]

After he broke his nose he went to the pirate hospital and when he was driving to the hostpital the crackin came out in the middle of the road

[hmanngr8]

He then realizes that a kraken can not survive out of water, he simply walks out of its reach, and laughs and laughs and laughs as the kraken that had killed him in several alternate dimmensions, slowly struggles and dies.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Then he fries up the Kraken, and has a lifetime supply of Calamari!

[Luckie OClover]

Realizing he had not planned for the future, Joe rents a shop on Tortuga, where he opens, Joe's Calamari Safari.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

Unfortunately, it burns down, along with several pixies who were in it at the time, and Joe decides to join the EITC.