Corrupt a wish

[richfireskull]

Granted but when you swim in it your eyes BURN!

I wish for a cool new uncorruptable sword!

[Mr. Awesome]

Granted! But you accidentally stab yourself with it!

I wish for a Ship of the Line with Explosive broadsides and Firebrand deck guns!

[andyspins]

Granted! But there's one in the world and its MINE!

I wish for a bird.

[richfireskull]

Granted but.... I think my cat just found lunch.

I wish for an totally cool and unorruptable sword that cant hurt me and it cant be taken or lost!

[andyspins]

Granted, but its so perfect that you're mobbed to death by adoring fans.

I wish for savvy-ness. Savvy?

[Davy_Mcwrecker]

Ok, but but its so much savvy that your head explodes. Savy?

I wish 4 awesomeness

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted,... but you become infuriated by the fact that Mr. Awesome has the most awesomeness in the Caribbean that YOU'RE head explodes.

I wish for nothing.

[Mr. Awesome]

Granted! But nothing happens...

I wish for a Dagger of the Dark Idol.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but it is so powerful that you're arm falls off to to its intense power.

I wish for the best clothing in the Caribbean.

[Mr. Awesome]

Granted! But Peddlers bring the best clothes from Europe to the Caribbean the very next morning...

I wish for a Thunderspine Blade...

[Davy_Mcwrecker]

MA didn't write a wish. 0: WISH STICK!!!!!

I wish for FENIAS AND PHERB!!!!

[Mr. Awesome]

Um.. I did wish for something...

Granted! But they both get eaten by the monster...

[andyspins]

None 4 u!

I wish for a swift foot (just 1 not 2)

[Lego Ninja 3]

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish that this wish couldn't backfire.

[andyspins]

Granted, but you turn around and backfire becomes frontfire.

I wish for a Rhino