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Granted. (I rubbed poison into it)
I wish I had The Power. |
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#2
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Granted, but Davy steals it from you.
I wish I had a friend.
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#3
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Granted but he is an inactive noob, but then I come along..
I wish for pizza. |
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Granted, but it's a chew-toy that has been slobbered all over by a dog.
I wish for a puppy!
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Granted but it runs away.
I wish for a car. |
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Granted, but seeing as this is the Caribbean in the 18th century, your car disappears because it hasn't been invented yet.
I wish grenades were easier to master. |
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Granted, but that means you have less experience with using them and you bow yourself up. O_O
I wish for a one hundred dollar bill to float through the window and land in my wallet! |
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Granted - did I mention it was on fire?
I wish I had a pet meteor. |
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Granted, but it catches YOUR money on fire.
I wish for a Mac laptop so that there wouldn't be so much lag while playing POTCO. |
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Granted! but sadly.... it gets rained on stepped on OOhh and! gets put in a trash compactor ha ha.
I wish for the slowest computer ever! |
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Granted, it's so slow that while you're trying to access the Internet to post here, the computer gets overpowered and explodes... in front of you. Ouch.
I wish for a new beginning. |
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Granted, but since it is different than the one already used, you simply don't exist.
![]() I wish for an invincible Mac Book Pro. |
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#13
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Granted, but you're mugged and it's stolen.
I wish for a maraca. |
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Granted... but every time you shake it EXPLODES :P
I wish that I had an uninvincible mac book air! |
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Granted but since it's uninvincible it self destructs.
I wish for a firey skull. |
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