Create a Story where we each say a sentence.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Now Jolly (who loves toys) picks them up and starts playing with them like action figures, as if he is a toddler.

[Jack Shipsteel]

Jolly Roger acts out a Romeo and Juliet, being the pansy that he is.

[Isaiah Ropeswine]

While he was off his guard playing with his so called "action figures" he was attacked by a band of pirates with swords and pistols!

[SEAKING23]

Bruce and susan are ticked, and crawl up his pant leg and bruce bites him while susan stabs!

[Isaiah Ropeswine]

"argh! These pitiful pirates are going in me pants, FALL BAcK, RETREAT!" jolly says.

[SEAKING23]

they both crawl up into his hat, and stab/bite him in the skull, and he dies!!

[jakeman]

davy pulls out his gun and shoots the monkey

[The Stealthy Pirate]

the monkey grows into a giant beluga whale

[SEAKING23]

What monkey?

they party after killing davy!

[Sith kinght pirate]

jolly roger gets up and sails away (hes cursed to walk the land and sea forever)

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Don't bring in completely random things into the story please.

Jolly Roger didn't notice that he sailed straight into a mine.

[Sith kinght pirate]

the mines explodes breaking the ship in half, jolly roger gets in a rowboat murmering

[Tiberius Fireskull]

It just isn't his day, and he gets hit in the head by a cannonball.

[Sith kinght pirate]

it knocks off its hat but the hat flys back on his head

[Tiberius Fireskull]

It reminds me of the time that I was attacked by a rabid donut...Jolly thinks to himself.