Corrupt a wish

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

Granted, but it requires level 31 sword.

I wish for a SOTL to be my own.

[richfireskull]

- POOF!!!! - Granted.... But every "noob" says its theirs and sink it cause they think its awesome.


I wish for lvl 1 sword lol

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

Granted, but it has -1 attack.

I wish for more reputation.

[richfireskull]

Granted.... but it's negative rep.


I wish for negative rep

[Bluepengie]

Granted, but getting a negetive lvl bans you automaticaly

I wish to be able to post stuff from Memebase on here

[WeirdBeard]

I have no idea what you mean... lol.


Give me the QAR.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

Granted, but good luck handling a Queen Ant Regiment all to yourself.

I wish for a higher post count.

[WeirdBeard]

Granted. But you were not clear, so now it's -1,000,000,000,000
i do too



I wish for a cool hat. someone took mine


Edit: Why is that last box so big?

[HammyTheSquirrel]

granted... but the hat is so shiny it attracts aliens and you get abducted.

i wish for The Lost Sword.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

You lose it.

I wish that you would lose The Game.

[richfireskull]

Granted but somehow you win the game


I wish for a found sword

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted... but every time you use it, you lose health and the enemy gains health.

I wish for a pet chicken.

[richfireskull]

Granted but Big Phil beats you up for taking his chicken.


I wish to be the most high and supreme ban master that is so mighty it makes TSC cry!

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted... but TSC has tears of fire, which drip onto your foot and burn it.

I wish for a Level 100 pirate.

[Bluepengie]

Granted, but you ban yourself

I wish for a rare grenade