Corrupt a wish

[Mr. Awesome]

Granted but its encased in ice!

I wish the to do to disney world.

[WeirdBeard]

No, because you said I Want To Do to and not go to!


I want to have kraken for dinner! MUAHAHA!

[richfireskull]

Granted but the kraken eats you.


I wish to own 20 ship of the lines.

[Mr. Awesome]

Granted! But they all came with a price tag of 200,000 gold and you are throw in debter's prison!

I want to rule Disney World!

[richfireskull]

granted but you can only sweep the streets

i wish to sweep streets

[Mr. Awesome]

Granted but the one street you sweep begins and ends in a bottomless pit!

I want a bottomless pool.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

Granted, but you'll have to wait for it to fill up before you jump in.

I wish for a magical elephant/hippopotamus to come and destroy all the things haunting my dreams.

[Mr. Awesome]

Granted... But the magical elephant/hippopotamus turns on you in your dream and becomes a nightmare itself!

I want a friendly pet Rhinoceros.

[richfireskull]

Granted but you become its horn grinder


I wish for TSC to forget how i hide a fail within a failed fail

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

Granted, but he just remembered it once you failed.

I wish that Rich would learn how to become a minion!

[richfireskull]

hmm ok Granted but um.... whats a minion? - plz explain -


I wish someone would be my minion what ever that is

[The Stealthy Pirate]

Granted, but that person just died.



I wish Rich wont become a minion. Mostly for Skype.

[richfireskull]

Wish granted but I become a minion to Stealth.


I wish someone would tell me what a minion is.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

Granted, but WJARR's inactive, so it won't matter.

A minion is whoever works for Jack in WJARR. (Wackie Jackie's Army for Rum Replication)

I wish for a robot that can make pencils at will.

[richfireskull]

Wish granted but its completely useless ha ha


I wish for a giant submarine and NOT a yellow one