Put 100 Bottles of Rum on the wall before the Mods take them

[Crestshot]

39 bottles. I still say they're far too much hassle.

[Jack Shipsteel]

40 bottles. But they're nessecary in times of need. If the rum treasury is ever empty, guess who we get to tax more?

[Crestshot]

41 bottles. TAXES, Jack? Good god. This isn't any form of a government. It's a hierarchy.

[Captain Sharktooth]

42 bottles, I would like to make it an monarchy though Crest.

I would be monarch

[Jack Shipsteel]

43 bottles. The Hierarchy acknowledges your request, and laughs at it.

And we can still tax the peasants, no? However, I'll give them a little time to amass some rum stock. So I won't start taxing until after the Holidays.

But, on January 10, prepare for taxes.

[Captain Sharktooth]

44 bottles. I won't stand for these taxes Jack. I will do something about it, and I can be very, VERY unpredictable. Do not underestimate the power of the force....

More specifically, my force. After all I am Darth Vader's apprentice.

[Jack Shipsteel]

Don't underestimate the power of a loaded bluncerbuss and a sharp blade.

45 bottles.

You can try to revolt. Go ahead. I dare you to.

[Crestshot]

46 bottles. We'll discuss the taxes until the 10th, then.

[Captain Sharktooth]

47 bottles, agreed then.

[Jack Shipsteel]

48 bottles. Fine then. Let's begin!

How about 1 barrel for the first month from each person, and the it will increase gradually to 5 barrels from each person by July.

[Crestshot]

49 bottles. Alright. Where will the increases happen? What intervals?

[Captain Sharktooth]

50 bottlez. Well we can't agree to anything for 26 more days (not including today) Jack

[Jack Shipsteel]

By intervals of one, but when it reaches 3 barrels, we will hold off and keep it 3 barrels for another month.

51 bottles.

[Crestshot]

52 bottles. Works for me.

[Sith kinght pirate]

53 bottles of luke skywalker's rum