The Ban Game... Yes Again!

[muffin pirate]

I ban Jacky, JS, Ss, Mr. Swabbyness, Jacko, Wacko Jacko, Jackster, etc.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I ban Jack for giving me an F-. Jerk. And I ban angel and Voodoo Boy for not liking my essay.

[pieisbetter2]

Originally Posted by Davy Fireskull

My Ban Essay:

I would like to ban Pieisbetter2. The first reason, is that he has a picture of a Ban-ana. It is a clever try, but it is an epic fail nonetheless. I also ban you because I already have many nicknames, most if not all given by TSC (who will be banned in later paragraphs). These nicknames include DF and Davest. Davy Wavy is merely a steal off the nickname "Jackie Wackie". For these reasons, Pie is banned. BANNED

I also ban Crestshot. The main reason is that she can't count. I obviously have three nicknames now if you are including "Davy Wavy". Crestshot also calls Pieisbetter2 "PIB2" How can it be an acronym if his name is only one word!? Technically speaking, the acronym should be "P2". Lastly, Crestshot spends too much time on the Ban and Rum threads, and she must take a break. BANNED

Next, I would like to ban Luckie OClover. She calls herself the "Pixie Pyrates Overlord". But everyone knows that this cannot be! The game only allows the rank of guildmaster, not overlord. She cannot be an overlord, there. And, she denies Crestshot's right as a POF member of her being able to hand out nicknames. BANNED

I would like to skip Sven OSmyth there, as I do not have enough content to ban him about, however I would like to ban him anyway. BANNED

Lastly, I will ban my dear friend The Skirata Clan. TSC called SOS a noob. But why? There is nothing Sven said that may make him seem like a noob, therefore, TSC cannot back up his statement. If he cannot back up his argument, then it is invalid. TSC also probably doesn't know the meaning of "noob". The term actually means newbie, which refers to someone new to something. SOS is clearly not new to POF, as he joined in May of 2008. Therefore, you are BANNED

I ban you all!!!!

I ban Davy Wavy for calling my ban-ana an epic fail and for going overboard with the bans to make himself feel good

[Tiberius Fireskull]

After my long essay, I will keep this ban simple.

I ban you!!!!!

[Jack Shipsteel]

I ban Davy for going from complex to simple. You confusing us with your simplocity!

And the F- still stands.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I ban Jack. Your so bad, I give you a Q. BURN

[Jack Shipsteel]

I ban Davy for daring to give me a Q, which I know stands for quilt!

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I ban Jack, for if he doesn't like the Q, I'll give him an X. X, for XP, or xP. A dead guy.

[Jack Shipsteel]

I ban Davy for at least not giving me a T. T is an awful grade...

[Crestshot]

I ban Jack for getting the grade of Troll.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I ban Crestshot for being too big of a Harry Potter fan! Percy Jackson is sooooo much cooler.

[Crestshot]

I ban Davy for being enough of a Harry Potter fan to get that reference. Your argument is now null-in-void.

[James Badwalker]

I ban Crest for STEALING and DRINKING my rum!

Your ban will expire: When you throw it up and give it to me.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I skip James to ban Crest. Just because I know how people in Harry Potter grade that doesn't make me a fan of Harry Potter... to tell the truth, I have read much better books. No offense to J.K. Rowling, who is a good writer.

Percy Jackson for the win!!!

[Chimera Doll]

I ban Davy!