Put 100 bottles of Rum on the Wall before the Mods take them!

[Jack Shipsteel]

42 bottles. Ah well, that was the below average stuff anyway. Might seem good to you folks, but, got's nothing on my main stores!

And, I see the revolution is beginning. And I want no such thing.... I was afraid it would come to this.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

43 bottles. Jack, howz about you hand over that EITC rum? I hear it's good stuff. o_o

[Crestshot]

44 bottles. We'll have to change this to maple syrup to appease the pixies soon.

[Jack Shipsteel]

45 bottles. Thought I meant to give you my rum? Heavens no!

Hear ye! Hear ye! From this day forth, the high rum taxes have been thrust down! No longer are the minions required to pay that tax, and instead, I will play you! Yes, YOU a barrel a month! The payment shall begin immediately!
As long as you serve me faithfully and well and give me a filled bottle of rum each month in thanks. You all may rejoice, as long as fellow rum master Crest agrees to this plan!

Signed,

Jack Shipsteel

[Tiberius Fireskull]

46 bottles of :O.

Jack, I like this. But 1 is a little bit... small of an amount. Can we make it 100?

[Jack Shipsteel]

47 bottles.

Alright, let me give you the math.
1 barrel = 301 medium sized bottles.
301 medium sized bottles - 1 bottle of thanks = 300 bottles.
300 bottles/30 days, the average amount of days in one month = 10 bottles a day.

10 bottles a day. Take it or leave it.

And Crest still has to agree.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

48...

When you put it that way, it sounds awful nice to me... I like it.

[Jack Shipsteel]

49 bottles. Good. However, I seriously doubt Crest wishes to stop our nonsense antics.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

50 bottles! (Halfway there).

Crest will agree. Right Crest?!

*Flashes bag of gold.*

[Jack Shipsteel]

51 bottles of waiting for an AFK Cresvy.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

52 bottles... who says we need to wait? I say we make that bill a law. o_o

[charles gunfury]

53 bottles of zombiefied rum :P

[Tiberius Fireskull]

54 bottles of disgusting rum.

[SEAKING23]

55 bottles of "this message is 2 short" rum

[Jack Shipsteel]

56 bottles of Davy trying to overule one of the Rum Master's authority.

Not good on the resume...