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11-22-2010, 03:32 AM
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I send an army of narwals after your space ship. I take over.
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11-23-2010, 02:55 AM
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In blind fury, I teleport to you and stab you 739 times in the head. I take my rum and teleport to an undisclose location.
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#408
11-23-2010, 03:11 AM
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...except for me!
 ICOTSS What do you guys think of the name "Starship Davy-prise?" |
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11-23-2010, 03:15 AM
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I laugh at the name for 7 weeks before I go on your ship and launch you into the vaccum known as space. I then re-name my newly conquered vessel Steelship.
Clever, huh? ICOTSS. |
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11-23-2010, 03:18 AM
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Too bad your so called "Steelship" is made of butter. It melts when it gets near a star, and you blow up in the vacuum known as space. (see, I even spelled vacuum right!"
I bring back a new ship, and call it "The Fireskull" ICOTSS |
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11-23-2010, 04:06 AM
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I buy a new ship and call it "Crimson Demon", and it's actually made of steel.
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11-23-2010, 04:12 AM
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I put spikes on my ship and I bust a whole in your hull and you sink.
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11-23-2010, 04:13 AM
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It's space, and in space, well, no water!
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11-23-2010, 04:15 AM
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I decline. I then make you walk the plank and leave you floating in the vacuum.
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11-23-2010, 04:19 AM
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Of the alien ship. I then take back my ship for they had just locked me up in the brig, and use my space cannon-lasers to shoot your ship with tiny holes. The ship leaks precious air, and you suffocate a slow and painful death.
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#418
11-23-2010, 06:13 AM
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Your ship's life support fails, and you die a slow, painful death by suffocation and lack of pressure. I watch from my perfectly healthy ship, The Shadow King, and laugh as I see you choking through the window.
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11-23-2010, 05:46 PM
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I sneak behind you and pick you up and throw you in the space disposal! I lock the door and open the hatch where you drift into space! Not laughing now eh!
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