The Ban Game! Get banned today!

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

I ban Davy for thinking my bans descent.

Why are you using the word descent?

[Captain Sharktooth]

These posts are going too fast. 0_o

I ban u all 4 dat.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

I ban Sharky for complaining about the banning speed when he should be doing just the opposite.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I ban Skiperdoo because descent is less than good.

[Dog Gunmorgan]

I ban Davy for skipper-pwnage

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

I ban Davy for his spelling fail.

And no, I'm not going to say phail so you can ban me for contradiction.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking I made a spell fail when indeed my spelling is impeccable.

[Dog Gunmorgan]

I ban skiperdoo for skiperdooing me

[Captain Sharktooth]

I ban Skype because my avatar thing won't work, it's all your fault!!!!

[The Stealthy Pirate]

I ban Sharky for not making his avvie work.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

I ban Sharky for not resizing his pictures before inserting them into the GIF.

[The Stealthy Pirate]

I ban lurking puppy.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

I ban Stealthy for thinking Dog's lurking, when he's really just waiting for you to make a mistake.

I don't know why he hasn't spoken up yet, with all the opportunities.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I ban Skiperdoo for conversing with his fellow banners.

[Dog Gunmorgan]

I ban Stealth I am not lurking I am busy