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11-13-2010, 01:56 AM
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Yes, but since you PvPed us all, the ship sinks with no captain. I re-log, and launch my ship.
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#377
11-13-2010, 02:00 AM
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I re-log, and launch MY ship.
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#378
11-13-2010, 02:09 AM
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It has no hull left because I let noobs drive it. You are sunk by a Ferret.
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#379
11-13-2010, 02:15 AM
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I launch my light sloop, fully repaired!
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#380
11-13-2010, 02:18 AM
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I am repairing behind a Juggernaut. You sail towards me, trying to sneak up on us and board, and BOOM. Explosive broadside. You slip beneath the waves.
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#381
11-13-2010, 02:27 AM
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Right before death, A ship emerges from the seas, lifting me from the depths. This ship is the Flying Dutchman.
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#382
11-13-2010, 02:28 AM
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Davy Jones comes out of the Head, seeing you at the helm. The crew enjoys the tang of your flesh after they pick it clean off the bone.
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#384
11-16-2010, 06:13 AM
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But your guild commits mutiny. They then have no idea who to elect as a leader next, so they sink each other.
I watch from the ship I just bought from my dear friend O'Malley. ICOTS |
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#385
11-17-2010, 02:10 AM
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O'Malley hates you. It's a piece of junk ship, and sinks in harbor. I watch from my pre-purchased War Frigate.
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#386
11-20-2010, 05:11 AM
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However, your deed is faulty, and has a loophole. I exploit that loophole, and 48 hours later I sailed away on my ship while you went off and grumbles in the corner.
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#387
11-20-2010, 05:43 AM
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That loophole becomes a loopsquare, which in making no sense confuses you into handing me the wheel as I push you overboard as you still wonder about that loopsquare that makes no sense.
ICOTS, your not :P |
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#388
11-20-2010, 05:51 AM
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I then realize a loopsquare is a knot. I swim over to my ship and give you an unnsolvable problem to solve, and you cannot become captain until it is solved.
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#389
11-20-2010, 05:54 AM
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I solve the unsolvable problem with my knotsquareloopingthing and then eat it. The puzzle was simple if you know how to ride llamas and throw tacos at the same time. you are confuzzled at my randomness and vocabulary not making sense, and you give me the ship to take time to think about what I said. Have a nice day!
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11-20-2010, 05:59 AM
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I then realize that math is a lie. I then shoot you and remark, "Try calculating the velocity of that bullet as it travels through your spinal cord."
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