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11-11-2010, 08:59 PM
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You were also dreaming. You also wet yourself while asleep.
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11-11-2010, 09:37 PM
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I became even more notorious than I am now
 I also get rid of the protesters in London ICOTS |
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#363
11-11-2010, 09:44 PM
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The protesters were a hologram. The real ones jump out from a dumpster (all of them in one dumpster) and stab you with picket signs. The crew, saddened by this, makes me captain because I say I'll pick up where you left off in defeating them. I lied, of course.
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#364
11-12-2010, 02:02 AM
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The crew punishes you for you keep all of these notes in a notebook, and the crew found it. They nominate me as new captain.
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#365
11-12-2010, 02:06 AM
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They are stupid, and think punishment is making me watch old war movies. I love them. After 8 hours they come in to find me alive and free. I thought I would shoot my way out, change it up a little (reference!). I then throw a decoy grenade. You pick it up, not knowing what it is. It then asplodes, killing you.
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#366
11-12-2010, 02:10 AM
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I'm not Captain of the Ship
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#367
11-12-2010, 02:10 AM
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Spartan-117 Reporting for duty, sir!
I die, but come back to life when I smell cookies. I kill you and find the cookies in the captain's cabin. I become captain. ICOTS. |
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#368
11-12-2010, 02:13 AM
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The cookies are baked in a gas oven... a Nova Gas oven. You die, screaming and gasping for air.
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#369
11-12-2010, 02:23 AM
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My ghost lives on, and cooks you in the oven with me. I leave you in there, and take over the crew.
ICOTS. |
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#370
11-12-2010, 02:33 AM
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The crew was killed by an assassin.
HCOTS (He's Captain of the Ship) |
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#371
11-12-2010, 02:39 AM
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So, I'm still captain? Woot!
ICOTS! |
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#372
11-12-2010, 02:43 AM
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Yes, but you lag and DC. I then take the wheel even though the crew shouts at me for not letting go. But you aren't there, so they can't take it.
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#373
11-13-2010, 01:46 AM
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I log back in, grumbling over the stupid connections, and teleport back to my ship. I take the helm.
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#374
11-13-2010, 01:50 AM
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I get the script-kiddies to hack you.
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