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11-09-2010, 03:09 AM
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The sharks are extremely stupid. They throw me back. And since you fail at voodoo, a magnetic reaction happens when I land on deck, both of us being negatively charged. You are sent flying backwards at several hundred MPH, shooting off into the horizon. The crew now fully believes I am Poseidon and crowns me King of the Ship. I don't object.
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11-09-2010, 03:22 AM
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Take the sharks and gives them a test they all ace it and eat dan
ICOTS P.S. My Sharks are surrounding my ship! |
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11-09-2010, 03:23 AM
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It was a dream.
I'm still COTS |
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11-09-2010, 03:40 AM
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11-09-2010, 03:50 AM
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I eat your friend Spam.
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11-09-2010, 06:05 AM
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The spam is poisoned.
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11-09-2010, 11:27 PM
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You are surrounded by Nova Gas. You die and your skin turns a blackish-green color.
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11-10-2010, 12:01 AM
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I ban the use of nova gas....
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11-10-2010, 12:58 AM
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Icots
I go, the france, egland and spain, kill there kings (or queens) and i'm now the emperor of these countries. I amass a huge fleet, and invade the Caribbean. i see your guy's ship, you all pee in your pants when you see my fleet come over the horizon, and jump of the edge. the crew does the same, so i get a new crew, new captain for the ship. then i order a burning of all three contrys, then i become a pirate with a huge fleet, so i now own the Caribbean.
I'm ADMIRAL of every ship the the Caribbean. P.S davy jones is now working for me, plus jolly roger, so you guys become minions in his army. OWNED!!!!!!!!!! |
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11-10-2010, 12:57 AM
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I ban muffin *muffin looks up at me in shock and vanishes*
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11-10-2010, 01:02 AM
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Not exactly. You forgot about the Navy, EITC, and The Shadow Sorcerors. We all, along with the citizens of the Caribbean, form an uprising against you. It isn't hard to beat you you know. All we need to do is float around in a little dingy, pretending to be stuck at sea, then when we are close enough to your ship, we light it on fire. With hundreds of us doing that, it isn't hard to destroy your fleet. As for your buddies on land, skeletons are weak when the Navy, EITC, and the Sorcerors are against them, so they go down. As for Jones, we stab Jones's heart, and free his crew. Then, as you try to escape the Caribbean, we see you, shoot your legs so you can't walk, and feed you to The Monster.
I believe I covered everything? Ah! No! One more order of business! As the Sorcerors and I are walking down a deserted and bloody beach, we see an abandoned ship docked in the harbor. We take it, name it The Shadow King, and sail away with it. ICOTS |
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11-10-2010, 01:05 AM
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However, you die of illness soon after. The Shadow Sorcerers are afraid to announce any of them as the captain, as they are afraid the others will oppose. So, they nominate a witty, savvy, strong pirate for the job.
Three guesses to who it was. P.S. ICOTS. |
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11-10-2010, 01:16 AM
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Oooh ooooh! They nominated my brother, The Monster! He brings me back to life, and declares me captain.
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11-10-2010, 01:38 AM
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You then decide to do a quick match in Call of Duty: Black Ops. You become addicted. After 24 hours, you aren't paying much attention to anything else. A guild by the name of "Rouge Covenant" comes by and "liberates" your ship. The GM takes the wheel. I flip a coin over the edge and he goes after it. I then take the wheel, offering bans to anyone who opposes. No one opposes. We then disable your wireless router, causing you to shoot yourself from boredom.
ICOTS. (I went to a midnight release of the new Call of Duty, of course I'm making a joke about it.) |
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11-10-2010, 07:22 PM
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Huge fleet.
I am now the emperor of every place in the world, except the Caribbean. I amass a huge army and a huge fleet, and they crush your puny little guild and the navy and eitc pee in the pants and run away, when we open fire and slaughter them. everyone on this thread goes in that Little boat of yours, but we have voodoo ppl who sense you as you try to throw a torch at use, and we blow you to davy jones locker and back. i also shoot everyone in the Caribbean, and they are replaced by my citizens. jolly and davy jones are owned. long story short: no one is in the carribean, except my huge fleet. when i shot jolly and davy, there voodoo went to me, and i put a curse on anyone who decides to over throw my rule. they automatically die.
I'M EMPEROR OF THE WHOLE WORLD!!!! |
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