Get The Lost Sword of El Patron

[Chalupa]

I hunt you down, kill you, and take the sword

[akamystic]

Unfortunately .....that was my decoy. I hit you with a rusty cutlass and take back my sword.

[Slasher]

I give you a pistol for the sword, (Again while you are drunk) stating it has better accuracy. I get the sword!

[The Stealthy Pirate]

I 'borrow' a gas bomb from Gas, throw it at you, amid the chaos, I get the sword!

[Slasher]

I get some fish and slap you in the face. While you are dazed and confused, I grab the sword from your belt.

[akamystic]

I drop a smoke grenade and take back what belongs to me....

[Slasher]

I poke you with a stick. You turn around, looking for the poker. While you were turned around, I get the sword.

[akamystic]

I distract you with rum and sneak off with the sword.....hehehe.....

[HammyTheSquirrel]

A chicken falls out of the sky and lands on you, then I steal the sword.

[akamystic]

I cook the chicken with my staff and serve it to you .....you enjoy the meal as I take back what is mine....

[HammyTheSquirrel]

You trip and burn yourself on the sizzling staff and drop the sword... so I pick it up as I thank you for the chicken.

[The Stealthy Pirate]

I slap you with a piece of green meat. While you examine the damage, I take the sword.

[Slasher]

I give you a sword that looks exactly like El Patron, but its a total fake. Since its worth nothing to me, I give you it and take the real El Patron!

[akamystic]

I bounce a pirates nerf football off your forehead.... While you are briefly distracted I take back what is mine.

[Pirate Miranda]

I use that football and throw to the Lost Sword of El Patron and quickly run to get it with my Swift Foot 1 Potion (Increases running speed by 30% to 60 seconds)

Happy Plundering (and chasing this sword, BWAHAHA),
-Pirate Miranda-