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11-08-2010, 07:08 PM
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Icots
I hire an elite army of assassins, kill all your stunt doubles, anyone who can resurrect you and they also kill anyone who doesn't want me as captain. then i drink a farting potion, fart on whats left of you, then your body turns green. i do this to everyone on this thread.
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#317
11-08-2010, 09:52 PM
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#318
11-09-2010, 12:19 AM
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Makes Angel walk the plank for killing our captain! And then, get elected to the position of captain by my peers.
W- why I'm so suprised! -sarcasm- ICOTS. |
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#319
11-09-2010, 12:27 AM
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Turns out your "peers" were an illusion. I grab the helm and do the necessary paperwork making me the rightful captain of the ship. Next time, don't drink a barrel of grog before planning to be captain.
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#320
11-09-2010, 12:28 AM
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The body falls over. Its my twin brother! Yvad! I stab you from behind.
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#321
11-09-2010, 12:28 AM
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After I recover from my illusions, I stab you in the side. I become captain, and those who oppose can shut it.
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#322
11-09-2010, 12:30 AM
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I shut it... Shut the door to your coffin after you cleaned my axe with your neck.
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#323
11-09-2010, 12:31 AM
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*Shuts jail door on Jack*
Now that Jackie is in prison, I will be getting on with my duties as Captain, thank you very much. ICOTS P.S. Jack, you just got owned. |
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#324
11-09-2010, 12:32 AM
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You go to be captain... of the wrong ship. We sail by with Your's Truly as captain and sink you with one broadside.
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#325
11-09-2010, 12:32 AM
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I ban you both for both jailing/killing me. I then come back from my so called "departure" and make you all walk the plank with barrels tied to your feet.
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#326
11-09-2010, 12:33 AM
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The barrels are full of air. I float to the surface and shoot you like a Navy Seal. I then shoot Davy's barrels, causing him to sink.
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#327
11-09-2010, 12:35 AM
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You disobey the Pirates Code! The crew stabs you repeatedly. I, while do indeed have a hole in my side, manage to become captain.
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#328
11-09-2010, 12:37 AM
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You bleed to death. And your crew was stabbing my doppelganger, whom I must admit is hard to find at this time of day. Then, his cursed doppelganger powers kill everyone in the crew besides me and I sail to Tortuga and find a crew.
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#329
11-09-2010, 12:44 AM
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I go forward in time to the 1800s, and visit my dear friend, Captain Nemo. I then convince him to retire, and I take command of the Nautilus. I take it back in time, and take the submarine under your ship. I then ram it upward, causing it to drill a colossal hole in the bottom of your ship, causing it to sink immediately.
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#330
11-09-2010, 12:47 AM
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I survive and open the air hatch. You explode and drown at the same time. Then, I make a deal with Davy Jones to resurrect the ship. He does, but I have to make him a deal. I offer him the souls of Davy and Jack. He accepts.
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