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I convince you to retire early.
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I convince you that Captaining a ship is no good to you. I then persuade you to hand the deed to me.
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Your not Captain of the Ship. Therefore, we need a Captain. I step up to the job.
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I once again persuade you to leave the ship, and walk the plank. I am declared captain by the crew.
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That was my stunt double, Lazy Davy. I am hidden in the crew, and kill you in your sleep.
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Nobody elected you, so the crew disposes of you. I manage to live on through the dagger stuck in my side when you tried to kill me. The crew takes this as a sign of toughness, and re-elect me.
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As you are dramatically walking down the staircase to greet your new crew, you trip, fall, hit your head on a stair, break your head, and die. The crew decides to reelect me.
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I didn't need a brain. I slap you overboard.
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#9
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That was my stunt triple, Dany Fiyaskall. I take an army of stunt doubles and they kill you.
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I take my army of stunt TRIPLES and kill you and your meager army, and then emerge from the shadows, for the person you killed was me lackey.
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I press - _ -
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I walk up to you, kick your shin. You jump up and down, and I shove you off the ship.
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I shoot you in the shin, and you are crippled. I take over.
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#14
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I press the big red button
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No Muffin, that is not the Expresso button! It's the World Destruction butto-
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