October 08 POF Contest

[CaptainMonkeys]

Here lies Jack,
He was about to pack,
He got slayed by a knife,
He was fighting at night
He made such a fright,
And His friends were laughing at this sight.
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[League]

That Inestimable League once made an inestimation
He dug a hole, and tried to throw his loving Kate in
But his darling Kate ain't like the implications
And now he's in here dead.

[Kaionai]

Here lies Jack Stormfury
for glory to worry
was sailing to Cuba
then along came a stormy,
tipped over his ship and down
went he that's the last we saw of Stormfury....



On a side note....what's a PM Subcription???

[mlratto]

Here lies a pirate
He lived simple and free
Plundered hard on land
Even harder at sea
Fully mastered
and a belly full of grog
Picked a fight
with a huge cursed log
That mighty stump
crushed him flat
Rest in Peace
Sven Ironrat

[Bartholomew Foulsteel]

Here Lies Barti Ddu.

He thought he was tougher than that Seabeard.

He wasn't.

[ukebec]

Here lies Jade Stormspinner
Forever in repose
Had no gold for tonics
She'd spent it all on clothes

[Captain NightWolf]

Here Lies Captain NightWolf
Died While Cheatin At Cards
Ye Can't Have 5 Aces Matey!


Here Lies Captain NightWolf
Who Would've Thunk
Took On a Death Omen in a Light Sloop
You Guessed It Wolfie Was Sunk

[combatlizzy]

Combat Lizzy was a wench and a pirate of sorts
Wasn't a very apt sailor..she always lost the ports.
Her map and compass were thrown overboard
Her ship always ended us sunk and sumtimes moored
But Lizzy never gave up...her will power was strong
Even though the directions she sailed were constantly wrong
So in remembrance of this wayward pirate who never ceased tryin
Pass the Rum around mateys...there will be no sad cryin
Cuz Lizzy luved to partee, play poker, and drink Rum...
She mite just appear from beyond and partake in sum

[Li Wildtimbers]

that was 2 funny lizzy....well wrote matey

[Basil Dreadflint]

I don't know if I'm allowed to post someone else epitaph, But here goes:



Here lies Sarah
Died at the cannon
When a shipmate who just aquired "Explosive"
Shot his own ship, right where she was standing!




(True Story!)

[Bella]

Here Lies Bella
She was uglier than any fella
One day she went to flirt
And got conked in the head
With her jar a dirt

[Fillyteen]

Here is another from me:

Here lies a pirate named Kat
Who died while batting around her staff
Fighting off the many enemies she made
and didn't see one behind
Oh that poor girl didn't expect the next
She fallen to her fate and put to rest
Right here under your feet

[Mr.LoveLocket]

Below the decks of Murky Hollow,
Lies, Alex, a man you'd follow,
Until the night is black and the bats are out,
the children laughing all about,
you will start to scout,
about that treasure those
pirates be talkin' about.

[Matt S]

Bob the Hob lies here
His last haircut
Was a bit too much
Off the top

[combatlizzy]

Combat Lizzy now occupies a place in the great beyond
She discovered the sea wasn't just a big pond
Lizzy attempted her finest to battle those great ships
But alas she is now in Davy Jones merciless grip....