Hello :)

[Useless, But Effective]

Well, this is going to take a little while to reply to, so bear with me matey's.

TSC:
One can't be too picky you know. (Just kidding. Angel is worthy of several bottles of my finest rum.)

Davy:
Unfortunately for your uh... safekeeping skills, I've found a lovely trove that does quite nicely for all my rum-related needs. Just in case you were wondering, I don't think you could find it... you see, I hid it quite well. I never even made a map. I just sailed randomly off and.... oh wait: I never made a map. *slaps her palm to her forehead* Please be excus'in me mate, I need to go, uh... find something rather important. *whispers to herself* "I knew I hid it way too well!"

Jack:
I thank ye for the advice. As for number 2, I think that ship sailed long ago. Free rum?!!! I shall cherish it always!!! That is, until it is empty. (In other words: tomorrow.)

Swordshot:

Of course! *sneaks in a swig of rum* And you don't have to worry about the second one, because as I stated above, my rum seems to be rather, umm... missing.

Pieisbetter:

Why is it always me rum? I've got gold a plenty, but nope, everybody's after da rum. I shall listen to, and hold #2 dear to me pirate heart. And cheers to #3, insanity all 'round! Can't say I quite understand #4, but ah well.

CaribbeanThunder:

1. I find the above rules more of a... guideline really, so it's all good.
2. Well, I be glad 'bout that. If everybody were da same, nobody would be different. And that's just not pirate-y in the slightest!
3. I've already read a lot of them, and will head straight-away to read the rest.
4. Oh, I wouldn't be worried 'bout that. Fleeing for me life is loads of fun. Honest!

Thanks Dog Firestack and Charlotte Truebonney for the warm welcomes as well. And also a thank you to everybody who said they liked my username, I'm rather fond of it meself.

~ Mira

PS. Just so you know, you all made me laugh quite a bit.

[Flower]

Hi, Welcome to the forums.

[Captain Del]

Ahoy there UBE! Welcome to the forums, mate! Glad to have another pirate join us.

I'm Del, Chairman of the Tree Watch, Guildmaster of PNC, and Supreme Overlord of the Royal Anchor. I can see you've already met the peanut gallery... yeah. Don't worry, you should become accustomed to us real soon

If you ever need anything, just shoot a PM to me, or anybody else here on the forums.

Happy Pirating!

[Useless, But Effective]

I will, and thank ye much, mates!

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Did Del just call us "The Peanut Gallery...?"

O.o

Anyway UBE, I know you'll give me some rum eventually.

Until then! Here's some of my own! As well as a steak that I found on my ship!

[Sith kinght pirate]

welcome to the fourms, mate.

[Crestshot]

Oh my good grief. I feel like I am very late. My apologies.

Ahoy and Welcome aboard, Ms. Effective/Blondie/Mira/whatever-you-want-to-be-called! It's always good to see a new face around here (metaphorically speaking. Though I am sorry that face has had too much time with Angel.)! Haha, no rules here. We're all friendly, but perhaps too friendly at times. Just a call, a post, a PM, you name it mate, and we'll be there to help you out. So just kick back and have a nice bottle of me fine rum. Haha, have fun mate!

-Kat Crestshot

[Catherine Ironcutter]

1. Do not drink any strange rum. Or, if you do, make sure nobody can see you. Because it probably belongs to someone. In fact, here's half of Davy Fireskull's rum. Shhh, it took me a long time to get that stuff. He apparently only sleeps with one eye, the other is on his rum.

2. Follow all the REAL rules.

3. Follow my rules. Which include: always fight for the French, destroy all Spanish privateers, and run for your life whenever you annoy a Treasure Fleet. Oh, and attack the fleets with a Light Sloop like I do. Just run away. Quickly.

Hehehe. Welcome to POF Mira, and watch out for sharks!

[Jack Sharkbane]

Well, TSC, Davy AND Shipsteel have posted here so, guess I
have to now....
Greetings from the god of odd! The lord of ludicrous!
... And for the record I was insane WAY before it was cool.
So there. Lol, welcome blondie.
I ban you.
Ha.

[Raven Trueheart]

Hey Girl, welcome aboard the POF hotline...lol
You will learn from the best...
Love your name!

[Captain NightWolf]

Welcome aboard blonde type person that be useless but effective aka Mira...glad ta have ye with us on the forums and in POTCO...

Just remember, there are no rules...

Uhmm...'cept forum rules of course...

Oh yea...there's them POTCO game rules which we must all abide by...

Hmmm...there's also that rule about no swimming after eating a big meal...

Do not step on any cracks...rather silly rule...what could happen?

Something about not exposing the Mogwai to bright light, getting it wet, nor feeding it after midnight...

Thee are others but there's a rule about posting them all...sorry you'll just have to figure them all out on your own...


But anyways have fun and remember we're all here to help out...

Fair winds...

[Useless, But Effective]

Hello.
It's me again.

I know this is super late, but I just got back from a vacation, so there ya go.

Thanks for the rum and steak Davy, although I'll admit I'm a bit suspicious of what ye be wanting in return.

Thanks for the warm welcome Crestshot! (or should I be callin' you Kat? Or your full name?) Anyways, if I wasn't talking to Angel at the time, I don't think I would have ever made it out of the jail. (Shhh!) So I'd be glad to sail with her anytime, you can be sure of that. And thank you for the... uh, borrowed rum. Checkmark on rule 2. Rule 3? 2 words. Uh. And Oh. Slight story here... you see, I was on a quest, and it told me to go to a mysterious island or something. (the word wasn't mysterious, but I can't remember what it was.) Long story short, it wanted me to go somewhere I couldn't teleport. (Info happily provided by Angel.) Unfortunately, I wasn't smart enough to ask her before I went sailing into the blue yonder, and since one island looked as good as another at the time, I landed upon the Spanash privateer island. Figuring out that wasn't what I needed, I tried to sail off. Some way or another, I evidently, *looks around innocently* agreed to become a spanish privateer, at least until I've managed to disagree to that agreement. (which should be interesting.) Attack a Treasure Fleet, and run from all other fleets? Got it! Haha, I be jesting with ye, matey.

Jack Sharkbane… you're the god of odd you say? And insane before it was even cool? Wow. *Whistles.* You must be really old! Kidding again. But seriously, insane has been cool for about forever, so do you have some immortality in your rum or something? Thanks for the welcome. And my first ban?!!!!!!! I’m honored.

Thanks Raven! Captain Nightwolf, I think it might be best if I don’t try out that last rule, just in case… well, you know. Some things are better left untried. Not many, but some.

Once again,

McPherson.

Ps. I kinda like signing me posts McPherson… perhaps I’ll stick with that. But you can still call me whatever.

[Captain Sharktooth]

Well, I guess I forgot to give ya the warm welcome, although it seems, you have gotten plenty already. As you can see from the previous posts, the forum is a place where nobody is sane and everyone tries to steal your rum. So try your best to not let any of it get stolen.
Anyways......

Welcome! Note: I use this "spoiler" thing quite frequently...