November 2010 Carol Parody Contest

[Tepcat]

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Jingle Bell Rock

Up on the housetop

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Joy to the World



Yes, it is time for carols to ring through-out the land.

The radio stations will be blaring them.

Every store will be playing them.

You can't escape



So


What's a pirate to do??


WELL, if you can't beat them

JOIN THEM


Carol of the Rum (1st Verse)
Hark how the rum, Sweet tasty rum,
Sailed 'cross the seas, Captured by me,

Left in the sun, Counted for fun,
Sank to the cods, Stolen by mods,

"Ding Dong Ding Dong"... No wait that's wrong,
Guess that's a hunch, I had too much.

Sent by runner, just ask Gunner.
Oh what a task, You'll want a flask.

New, Old and Cursed, Don't drink it first,
Lest you set sail, and sink in a swell!

Sitting so stern, Within a tavern,
Waiting to hear, "The rum is here!"
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more rum!
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more rum!



I want you to take any carol, from any country, and turn it Piratey


That's right, make it a tune that any pirate would be glad to sing.


So, don't be shy


Post them on this thread by Saturday, November 27th. Then the mods will parley and decide who gets




and who gets





Happy Caroling!!!!