October - Epitaph Contest

[ukebec]

[swashbuckler II]

A lost glitch master,
Twas the best, no doubt,
He was glitchin' all about
Too much glitching so he must pay,
Here lays the swasho-buckler II

[David Stormrage]

David Stormrage kicked the bucket
Because of his little light sloop
He tried to take a frigate
But ended up looking a goof
So now he rests in this deep hole
With chunks of grape shot in his foot
His ghost comes out sometimes though
But the frigates he will not try to loot

History: David just came out of the Kings Arm and it seems he had too much rum. So he decided to go plundering in his light sloop the Floundering Minnow. This didn't go too well and he ended up dying because of a dreadnaught cannoneer that was good with grape shot.

Legend: It is said that sometimes you can still see the Floundering Minnow trying to destroy a Dreadnaught. Everytime it disappears as soon as the first broadside is fired. It is also said that the jacket he wore still floats out in the open sea.

Tombstone: Rectangular with a little light sloop figurine always standing on it. Also a tall oak tree behind it as the sloop he died in was made mostly from oak.


Yeah I know it probably won't win but it's worth a try and in the end at least I shared something with the pirates!

[Davil]

The grave of ol' Davil lays here
Who had plundered for years
But had a run in with ol' Jolly
And then struck ol' Davil down

[Captain Whale]

Fer me main pirate William Whalebones


Here lies William bold and true
A cutlass ran him through and though
Against the EITC he fought
Now he's here to stay and rot
His spirit though does haunt the night
Looking for EITC to fight

He will not 'RIP'

Edit: changed He to Here in first line.

[EllaSpizwackle]

Here lies Ella,
Open her grave,
She's no longer bella!

[mlratto]

this be cursed soil
and what lies beneath
is rotting flesh
and a few good teeth

they once belonged
to a pirate master
he thought he was fast
but could have been faster

he sailed the seas
and roamed the land
sank scores of ships
enemies died by his hand

he's been sent to hell
from where he was spat
here lies the remains
of Sven Ironrat

[Bug]

Here Lies Jade Willows
A Pirate Tried & True
Loved Anything Bright & Blue
Her Fate & Wonder
of Pirate Plunder
Did her Under

[Jforce111]

Matthew Burnshot

A great pirates
He sailed all seven seas
He was the greatest pirates of them all

[lostmymarbles]

Kelly Wildhawk

Here she lies in sweet repose
Put to rest by her ruthless foes.

[Alehahaa]

R.I.P.
Alehahaa
Level 1 – Level 41


Her life was tough and brief,
Aided by barrels of rum.
Now her ETC mates lie in grief,
For her life came to a sum.
Too groggy to rationalize,
She foolishly took the helm.
And came upon a Behemoth twice her size,
In a terrifying realm!
After an unsuccessful flee,
She secured the grappling hooks
To the treacherous and devilish beastie
And prepared to face the EITC crooks.
Her enemies were liquidated
By the might of her deadly grenade,
But her confidence quickly faded,
For her health mysteriously waned.
As Aleh's health continued down its wretched spiral,
She fetched her rum, for one last chug.
And with a shrug, yelled:
“RATS! This must have been another Disney bug!”

[Bonnylass64]

Here lies Eliza,
She fought long and hard
On land and at sea
Until one day an enemie's cannon rang true
and her ship became her tomb
at the bottom of the deep

[Eric Daggerskull]

Here lies young Daggerskull, and as his name has read,
He died this day, the second of May
With a Dagger through is Head!

[League]

My tombstone.

Here lies League.
He's the underworld's problem now.

[chelle_p]

okay thanx sven! well here is mine, sorry about not being able to read the writing on the tombstone but when i did that the image itself was a lot bigger and i had to resize it but what is says will be under the pic. sorry once again and thank you!







Here lies a true pirate, mate
many sorrow her terrible fate
healing fellow dueces as they play
Couldnt see whats coming her way
Cursed Caverns made her slumberous
sleeping near enemies is disastrous
waking up in Davy's tight Grip
took off running but didnt see the dip
beaten by Urchinfist and Thrall Captain
well, you can guess what happen!