Best Disney Pirate Quote Contest

[Eva Jewel]

JD I should be shocked..but it did come from you, so I'm not

[combatlizzy]

How much do you know about sea turtles??
And...Bad luck to have a woman aboard!

[Eliza Creststeel]

POTC : Dead Man's Chest

Gibbs: "Captain, I think the crew, meaning me as well, were expecting something a bit more... shiny."

Jack: "Shiny?"

Gibbs: "Aye, shiny."

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Jack: "Now, where is that monkey? I want to shoot something..."

[combatlizzy]

Will to Sparrow while looking at Flying Dutchman: Doesn't look like much...
Sparrow to Turner: Neither do you....

Then Sparrow to Tia: I thought we knew each other...
Tia to Sparrow: Not as well as I had hoped....

[Roxy Redcrow]

Ahoy me mateys! Now be the time for the Cuttlefish!


Movie: "Pirates of the Caribbean : At Worlds End" (2007)

Jack Sparrow: Cuttlefish. Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... flipper conories little sausages. Pen them up together, and they will devour each other without a second thought... Human nature, in'it? Ooor... fish nature... So yes... we could hold up here, well-provisioned and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me any way you slice it! Or... ahh... as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful... I rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... Captain Swann. We must fight.

[Eva Jewel]

WILL- "You cheated, if a fair fight I would destroy you."
JACK- "Thats not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?"

[toanuju22]

I vote for Ammand the Corsair! -POTC 3 at worlds end

[toanuju22]

Here is my second Quote from the Brethren Court.
Barbossa: Gentlemen , Ladies , We must free Calypso.
Ammand: Shoot Him!
Jocard: Cutout His Tongue!
Captain Jack Sparrow: Shoot Him and cutout his tongue ,
then shoot his tongue, and trim the scraggly beard.

[Sapphire Sweetfeather]

OK, so I found a quote I wanted to use, but it wasn't Disney, so I found a disney one I liked from Treasure Planet.

John Silver: Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins. You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course. Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes you get the chance to really test the cut of your sails, and show what you're made of! Well, I hope I'm there, catching some of the light coming off you that day.

[The Skirata Clan]

Since this is a contest lets set a date and a way of judge them quotes. I will donate 200 Casino cash as a prize for the winner.

[ninety3rd]

Capt Jack Sparrow -- " I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye."

Gibbs -- "What did ye call him?"

Capt Jack Sparrow -- "...Larry."

[David Stormrage]

I remember one from an episode of spongebob where they pretend to be pirates looking for treasure using a game board as a map.

Capt. Krabs: Status report Mr.Squarepants!
Spongebob: The whole ship is under water!

Also from At Worlds End,

Jack: Did anyone come to save me just because they miss me?
(Crew raises their hands)
Jack: I'm standing over there with them!

[Cpt. Charlotte Doyle]

heres my favorite quote.

"You're off the edge of the map, mate! Here there be Monsters!"

[Pirate_Cat]

Oooh how did I miss this thread? Here's a few of my favorites.
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Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do.

Anamaria: You're daft, lady! You both are!
Mr. Gibbs: Daft like Jack.

Jack Sparrow: I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually.... ecumenically..... grammatically.

Jack Sparrow: Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you... *backs up and trips over ledge*

Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!

Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north, *looks at Jack's sword*
Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.

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As you can tell I'ma fan of Jack's

[v_freak]

Crew "its a key!"

Jack "NO! much more better...it is a drawing, of a key...Gentalmen what do keys do?"

Crew "keys...unlock things"

Gibbs "and whatever this key unlock inside theres something valuable, so were setting out after whatever this key unlocks!"

Jack "No. If we dont have the key, we cant open whatever we dont have that it unlocks, so what point would there be in finding what need be unlocked, which we dont have, without find the key which unlocks it?"

Gibbs "So were going after this key!"

Jack (best part) "your not making any sence at all, any more questiong?"

Crew "... do we have a heading?"

That IS Jack Sparrow