Wish Corruption

[Captain Hector]

Granted, but it is nothing so you can't use it.
I wish for everything

[static156]

Granted but your everything crushes you and bankrupts us...


I wish i hadn't granted that wish

[voodoomaster]

Granted. Jack Sparrow forces you to wish again.

I wish I could have my old pirate back.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but you can't do anything with him.

I wish for pie.

[samuel the awesome]

granted but its my pie

i with for a bigger pie

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but I eat it before you get it.

I wish for $5000.

[samuel the awesome]

granted but i steal it and spend it all HAHAHAHAHAHA

i wish for a uncoruptable wish

[andyspins]

Granted, you get nothing.

I wish for cheerios.

[Mark Stormtimbers]

Granted, but they're out of date.


I wish to swim in lava

[richfireskull]

Granted but you....... nvm

I wish that Mark never swims in lava again

[Mark Stormtimbers]

Granted but then I go back in time and change your mind

I wish that my wish to swim in lava is not corrupted

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but you die swimming in the lava nonetheless.

I wish for a platypus.

[Mark Stormtimbers]

Sorry, all the platypus are gone because of your illegal poaching.

I wish for magic powers.

[static156]

Granted but you can only use them to tie other peoples shoe...

I wish for mind control over other people!

[Mark Stormtimbers]

Granted but someone comes along and mind-controls you to stop controlling other. It's bad karma.

I wish for another contest to enter.