Captain of the Ship

[Jack Shipsteel]

I decide against using the nearby marooned ship that Davy didn't notice, and instead devote myself to the drinking of the rum. After I finally finished, I set sail, haphazardly, since I'm a little drunk.

ICOTS.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

You run into a reef, and sink and die.

ICOTS... still.

[Sith kinght pirate]

i take your soul



icots

[Jack Shipsteel]

I "borrow" your souls. I'll give them back 3 days after never.

ICOTS.

[WitchdoctorDan]

I write never on the calendar. After 3 days, you come to return the souls. Then I shoot you in the face with a blunderbuss.

ICOTS

[Sith kinght pirate]

my soul comes back and i steal your treasure with your soul in it

icots

[Tiberius Fireskull]

LOL. That was hilarious Witchdoctor. I tell you another really good joke, and while you are rofling, I stab you with a sword.

ICOTS

[WitchdoctorDan]

Releases the Kraken.

ICOTS

[Tiberius Fireskull]

The Kraken eats you, not me.

ICOTS.. still.

[WitchdoctorDan]

I give the Kraken food poisoning, he vomits on the ship, and I stab you with a cutlass at high speeds.

ICOTS... Again

[Pirate J]

I have a Rapping Contest with you. I win


ICOTS!!

[WitchdoctorDan]

I take your captain's hat, rendering you incapable of being captain. I then eat it.

ICOTS

[titanic95594]

I throw a hot coal at you! You run!

ICOTS

[WitchdoctorDan]

I put an ant on your arm. In your panic, you fall over the banister into the ocean. Then, Davy's dead corpse grabs you and drags you down into the abyss.

ICOTS again.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I start to sing, and you jump off the ship, trying to avoid the wretched noise.

ICOTS