Corrupt a wish

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Jibbster didnt wish. I shoot him out of a cannon.

I wish for an unsinkable, unstealable Ship of the Line that belongs to me.

[Jibby]

Granted, but it explodes so all the planks are just floating.

I wish for the power to control what goes into loot drops.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

Granted, but unfortunately, you get a little power-hungry, and die trying to fight Calypso over a little silver trinket.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I fire KOTC out of a cannon for not making a wish.

I wish for a glass of root beer. (I dont get allergic, poisoned, etc.... and it cant be spilled)

[Jibby]

Granted, but it's a glass of roots and beers mixed together. You puke it up.

I wish for the power to control other people's loot drops.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Granted, but then you become a power hungry monster, and you get attacked by a huge pack of bloodthirsty, angry pirates. A fate worse than death.

I wish that they added stinger stew (the potion that turns you into a scorpion for 5 minutes) back into the game, and I can easily make it, and drink it.

[Jibby]

Granted, but you get attacked by people needing scorpions for quest.

I wish that the person that corrupts my wish has their wish corrupted. I win. :-)

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Granted, but the person who corrupts my wish actually makes me happier.

I wish that we could find Captain Hook sailing in the Caribbean.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

Granted, but he takes you back to Neverland.

I wish for a wish to come true, realizing that said wish was not corrupted in any way or form, such as twisting, re-wording, changing of subject, etc.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Granted, but then this activity gets boring, and the mods see that nobody posts anymore, so they close the thread.

I wish that Keep would give normal wishes. :P

[Jibby]

Wish granted, but then it gets so boring with him being normal that all of our minds explode from boredom.

I wish for this wish to get corrupted.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

Granted, but then again, it doesn't, due to the nature of this game.

I wish for Jibby to wish for me to wish for Davy to wish, for me to wish (ad infinitum)...

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Granted, but it is somehow corrupted.

I wish that we could drink root beer in the game.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

Granted, but you die of food poisoning.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted, in form or usage of any kind, and completely un-tampered with in later posts, by any form of wording, fracturing, etc. (Anyone who corrupts this is therefore not corrupting it, but rather going back on the granting of it in the first place, and therefore, going against the very laws of this game, in which you are supposed to somehow bend the wish.)

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Granted, but I take the words of your wish, and physically bend them. Therefore I am bending your wish