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HammyTheSquirrel · #**226** 03-07-2012, 04:08 PM

Granted, but the lead breaks and it won't sharpen again.

I wish for pancakes.

akamystic · #**227** 03-07-2012, 04:14 PM

Granted....they are rubber.

I wish for Friday

andyspins · #**228** 03-07-2012, 04:19 PM

Granted, it lasts one minute.

I wish for football cards

HammyTheSquirrel · #**229** 03-07-2012, 07:50 PM

Granted, but they catch on fire due to a strange chemical reaction.

I wish for Leprechaun.

andyspins · #**230** 03-08-2012, 02:15 AM

Granted, he kicks you in the shin and runs away.

I wish for a pillow.

static156 · #**231** 03-08-2012, 03:10 AM

Granted! The pillow has spikes...

I wish for super strength

andyspins · #**232** 03-08-2012, 03:15 AM

Granted, whenever you come into a room everyone runs and hides, you curl up in a ball and live in shame.

I wish for a snorkel.

HammyTheSquirrel · #**233** 03-08-2012, 04:10 AM

Granted, but it breaks while you're swimming and you drown.

I wish for a baseball bat.

andyspins · #**234** 03-08-2012, 05:19 AM

Granted, I deliver it by smashing it into your nose.

I wish for gum.

Godzillan · #**235** 03-09-2012, 08:20 AM

Granted, but when wishing gum was accidentally flipped backwards and you end up getting a Mug Root Beer.

I wish for a sprite!

ikkinrolyat · #**236** 03-09-2012, 11:40 AM

Granted, but its a flat sprite.

I wish for a leg lamp.

andyspins · #**237** 03-09-2012, 06:25 PM

Granted, pirate juice flavor.

I wish for hulu.

samuel the awesome · #**238** 03-20-2012, 01:58 AM

granted but when you buy it it cost 9999999999999999billion money's

i wish for a banana named fred

Dark_Pixie · #**239** 03-20-2012, 05:55 PM

Granted, Fred appears and you become best friends. You do everything together, and he has a special bed in the fridge. One day, while at the supermarket with Fred, you need to buy some bananas, because you were out of them (and you certainly weren't going to eat your best friend!). Fred is upset because he's seeing his kind being bought and skinned, then eaten. You try to reassure Fred, but he just assumes that you're one of them. He falls out of your hand and drops onto the floor, where he is picked up by a member of staff and thrown away. Suddenly, the staff member bursts into flames. The bin tips over, and you see a mutated, humanoid Fred, terrorizing the supermarket. He then says in a big booming voice, 'I HATE YOU, SAMUEL THE AWESOME!'. You then exit the exploding supermarket, and jump off a cliff in sadness and overwhelming depression.

I wish for invincible socks.

HammyTheSquirrel · #**240** 03-20-2012, 07:16 PM

(^^LOL)

Granted, but they're sock monkeys instead of wearable socks.

I wish for the perfect potato.