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11-03-2010, 10:26 PM
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I return from my voyage into the future, for 5 billion years into the future, interstellar space travel was invented, and I was on Glieza 581. I then stab Davy for good measure, and force Wdd to surrender by way of threatening him with a blunderbuss.
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#212
11-03-2010, 10:29 PM
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Eat you heart out!
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#213
11-03-2010, 10:30 PM
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But I didn't, and instead shot you with me trusy blunderbuss.
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#214
11-03-2010, 10:36 PM
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I got a body made of steel. Your blunderbuss shot bounces off and hit you.
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11-03-2010, 10:38 PM
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It hit me in the arm, so I amputate it off. I then push you overboard and, since steel sinks, you rust in the seas.
ICOTS. Although, a one armed captain... |
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11-03-2010, 11:14 PM
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I chop off your other arm, and feed you to crocs.
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#217
11-03-2010, 11:33 PM
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Icots
I join the story and tp in front of davy. he says, "who are you?" i am not in the mood for conversation, so i burn davy with me staff and throw him over board.
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#218
11-04-2010, 12:45 AM
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I come back, with artificial arms, and an arm with a hook to boot, and stab you with me newly found hooky.
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#219
11-04-2010, 12:47 AM
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I lure you underground while you are drunk on rum. I tell you that I have a very rare type of rum down in the catacombs under the carnival. Then, when we are nice and deep, I chain you to a wall, and bury you alive! AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ahem. ICOTS |
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#220
11-04-2010, 12:49 AM
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That was my stunt double, Jak Shipsteel. I stab you with me hooky, and bury you in the pit with Jak.
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#221
11-04-2010, 12:53 AM
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Since you didn't notice my Poe reference, you die.
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#222
11-04-2010, 12:56 AM
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I come back alive because I wanted to. I then stab Davy numerous times for coming back to a Poe Reference. "Why -stab- must you -stab- keep- stab- bringing this- stab- up!"
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#223
11-04-2010, 12:59 AM
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I live through the stabbing, cuz you were stabbing me with a rubber knife. I then stab you with a real dagger coated in poison. "Take -stab- this -stab- Jackie Wackie -stab-!
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#224
11-04-2010, 01:01 AM
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That was Wacko Jacko, my other stunt double, although it could be considered a stunt triple. I then push you overboard and into the Kraken's mouth, where he devours you wholly.
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#225
11-04-2010, 01:03 AM
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That was my stunt double, Davy Wavy (thank you to Pieisbetter2). I stab you.
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