Corrupt a wish

[muffin pirate]

Ummm.....

I wish for Star Wars Episode 7...

[Crestshot]

Granted. It's in book form.

I wish that my homework was already finished.

[muffin pirate]

Granted, then your dog eats it...

I wish for the lost sword

[Dog Firestack]

Granted, you get the lost sword of a dog.

I wish for a legendary lure.

[muffin pirate]

Granted, but it breaks....

I wish for more

[Crestshot]

Granted. Here's a penny.

I wish for a new medal.

[muffin pirate]

Granted, but its to shiny...

I wish for Peace...

[Matthew Sternrage]

Granted, but it only last three hours till a new invasion.

I wish for a Revenant as my ship.

[Crestshot]

Granted, but I steal it because I want one just as bad.

I wish for Kat to be mastered already.

[Ropeburn]

Granted... But you "accidently" delete kat.

I wish for somthing.... EVERYTHING....

[Privateer]

Granted but inside the pile of everything there is a black hole...'nuff said.
Actually, I would want Episode 7 in book form...

I wish that Tron Legacy would come out already!

[KeeperOfTheCode]

Erm... Granted, but of course, you realize that this is just a game and are completely let down.

I wish for a shiny new blade, along with some nice, warm butter... to use on Muffin.

[Dog Firestack]

Granted, the shiny new blade is a millimeter long, and the butter you get was warm from being left out in the sun for a year.

I wish for a SOTL.

[Matthew Sternrage]

Granted but it has many bugs that can't be fixed for 3 months.

I wish for the new island to be Raven's Cove.

[Dog Firestack]

Granted, but you cant dock there while the rest of us can and we get the cursed blades of awesomeness.

I wish for summer to last longer.