Wish Corruption

[Captain Jorden]

Granted but it is cheap, so it tears apart easily.
I wish for 3ds to be out back in 1692.

[static156]

Granted but they stopped being made that same year...

I wish for a Dinosaur that stays Small...

[Slasher]

Granted. It got stepped on on the way though. Sorry mate.

I wish for some new sails.

[andyspins]

Granted, they have so many holes in them they don't catch any wind.

I wish for mad Pvp skills.

[akamystic]

Granted.....so mad you run yourself through.

I wish for another island.....

[andyspins]

Granted, it's called floating plank island, population:you.

I wish for top poster board supremacy.

[Godzillan]

Granted, you have a board lying about you having a post count of 50,000.

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted, but there was nothing to grant, so it wasn't granted. But it has to be granted. But it can't be. So the world explodes. You did that.

I wish for a shorter route to Darkhart.

[andyspins]

Granted, your head is long volleyed over to him.

I wish for less disconnects.

[Godzillan]

Granted, it decreases by 0.

I wish to have the skill to make cool images with letters!

[andyspins]

Granted, but the only word you can do it with is FART.

I wish for a watch.

[ikkinrolyat]

Granted, acid leaks out of the battery and burns your hand off.

I wish for triple barreled cannons like on the Flying Dutchman.

[andyspins]

Granted, they fire at you only.

I wish for cereal.

[ikkinrolyat]

Granted, your cereal was regurgitated. Chow down.

I wish for no wish.

[akamystic]

Granted. However, your wish also affects your ability to have any thoughts of wishes which crushes your dreams.

I wish for a cool summer.....