Put 100 bottles of Rum on the Wall before the Mods take them!

[Captain Sharktooth]

69 bottles. Oh my goodness! It's all Davy's fault! Where is Pirate Guy? He needs to be helping....

[Jack Shipsteel]

70 bottles. Try again. Finish by Sunday.

[Captain Sharktooth]

71 bottles. But I iz busy on teh Sunday :/

[Jack Shipsteel]

71 bottles. Then work harder the other days.

[Captain Sharktooth]

72 bottles but I have stuff to do. Gimme another week.....

[Jack Shipsteel]

73 bottles. Fine! But if it not perfect, I install Collar v2.0.

[Crestshot]

74 bottles. Honestly, you guys don't know what a simple life is. *lounges on beach with a regular bottle of rum*

[Jack Shipsteel]

75 bottles. Look, the rum Shortage is reaching it's low points. Paying our minions, Davy, constant drinking, Davy, I mean, we're almost down to our last 2000 barrels!

[Captain Sharktooth]

76 bottles, Crest, if you have such a simple life, help with the Drink Replicator? Please? Do you want me to get zapped?!?

Jack, is it my definition of perfect? Or yours? Something tells me the latter...

[Crestshot]

77 bottles. That's why it's simple, mate. Because I just sit back here and laugh at you as you try and fumble with the complicated stuff. *pours rum over popcorn*

[Jack Shipsteel]

78 bottles of Crest not wanting one.

And Sharky, Perfection is perfection.

[Crestshot]

79 bottles. Perfection is in the eye of the beholder.

[Jack Shipsteel]

80 bottles. I have to know who this Bee Holder guy is! And why is his eye so beautiful!?!

[Crestshot]

81 bottles. It's in his eye, not his eye in general, my friend.

[Jack Shipsteel]

82 bottles. Oh, so his aye? Or the other eye, for he does have 2, no?