Corrupt a wish

[Crestshot]

Your wish for nothing is granted and the universe explodes, but not in the big bang way. Nothing reforms.

I wish that my unlimited would last longer.

[David Stormrage]

Granted but you can only use 2 minutes of it as you are grounded.

I wish for unlimited cheeseburger.

[angel 4ever]

granted but now u hate cheeseburgers

i wish i could play potco right now

[Swash]

Granted but when your playing all you get to do is use a Rusty cutlass on the same lv 1 gravedigger until you get bored.

I wish for a hurricane in POTCO.

[Kraken Guard]

Wish granted, but the graphics and scripting for the hurricane makes the game so laggy that it crashes and Disney is forced to do without..

I wish to have a Jolly Roger voodoo doll, dang it!

[angel 4ever]

granted but the doll comes to life and uses u as a doll instead

i wish for fast internet

[muffin pirate]

Granted, but its Too Fast....

I wish for tacos

[Matthew Sternrage]

Granted but to eat it you must find and kill The Rarest of rare undead bosses.
I wish for a Powder Keg Runner Boss.

[muffin pirate]

Granted, but it always goes after you....

I wish for some milk...

[angel 4ever]

granted but its 2 months old

i wish for a hat

[Matthew Sternrage]

Granted but it cursed you for whatever you touch, it would turn you into an undead.
I wish for a Royal Grenade

[Ropeburn]

granted but crest accidentaly ate it.

I wish to go to sleep... Goodnight.

[Crestshot]

(Hey! Why did I eat it!!! Have there been jokes going on about me on this thread while I haven't been looking?)

Granted, but I boing you and wake you up.

I wish that Andrew didn't tell me that I had to play matchmaker for Homecoming.

[muffin pirate]

Granted, but you do it anyway....

I wish my open pirate had max gold...

[Ropeburn]

Granted but pandas ate it.