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George The Noob and the Quest for the Lost Burrito
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#1
07-09-2011, 08:07 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
For once George gets something right,and discovers that it was the worst possible thing to get right. |
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#2
07-19-2011, 03:51 PM
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Dis iz cool and stufz, but when teh next chapter coming out?
Last edited by Captain Gas; 07-19-2011 at 03:51 PM.. Reason: Emote didn't work. |
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#3
07-20-2011, 11:40 PM
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Hey Pib and Davy, can I write a chapter? i canz tak lik a noob u noez
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#4
07-21-2011, 01:45 AM
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Sorry andy, this is our little project. We already know exactly where we're going (not JUST the public restroom you know). Sorry I haven't been able to write the chapter mates... I'm on a trip right now, so its tough to find time. Maybe first week in August...?
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#5
07-21-2011, 02:34 AM
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Ok mate. Thats ok.
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#6
08-04-2011, 03:05 AM
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Crow's Bay "Just five more minutes mommy..." George felt the smack of a skeletal hand across his face, possibly dislocating his jaw, but George was more concerned that he had bitten his lip. He squealed in pain, spitting out drops of blood and panicking as if his whole jaw had been broken... oh, wait... "Get up, fool!" Jolly Roger roared at George. He grabbed him by the collar of his shirt (which by now was in pretty rough shape) and hauled him to his feet. Jolly then punched George, sending him crumpling to the ground. George hit his head on the wooden floor, possibly bruising his brain... Ha! Like that would do much... "Why did you push mehh?!?!?!1!/1?1" George asked, weakly getting up. "Because you're a noob! And nobody likes noobs like you!" Roger replied. He grabbed George and shoved him into the crowd of his friends. George looked out one of the small portholes in the ship to see that it was just before dawn. Banana was cut up from stuff George was too stupid to figure out. Brandy was hyperventilating from alcohol deprivation, his eyes wide and red as cherries (George actually thought they were cherries and tried to bite them, only to have Banana swat him away). Britney, enraged as usual, was screaming (and every time he screamed he got smacked... he didn't seem to notice. Maybe he hates skeletons more than George...? nah...). He had been given a crutch to lean on, and had been given a crummy peg leg made of rotten wood. George shuddered as he watched a spider creep into a crevice inside the wood. "We have arrived at the Port of the Burrito," Jolly said after they had all been rounded up. "excooz meh, Mr. Bonehead sir," George said, raising his hand. Jolly glared at him. "cuz of all teh crowz n stuff and teh fact dat diz place is a bay, tiz actually called Crow's Bay." "George," Anton said from inside his jar, which was being held by a skeleton. "You had the vision of the Spirit of the Burrito telling you it was Raven's Cove, not Crow's Bay..." "I did?" George said stupidly, looking confused as ever. "YES! THAT'S WHY WE CAME HERE AND GOT ATTACKED BY THIS IDIOT!" Britney screamed. Jolly prepared to punch him, but Britney ended up trying to slap George, only to lose his balance and fall on his face. "Ahh for the love of walnuts! I broke my nose! Bandage please?" "SHUT THE HELL UP!" Jolly roared. He looked red, and steaming... in fact, he may have actually been red and steaming. Or that was just blood in George's eyes from being slapped. "All of you are going to come with me to get the Burrito! I need you two, especially the dumb one, to help me find this thing. The public restroom could be just about anywhere. I'll need a bunch of idiot slaves to help me out. Will you be my idiot slaves?" "Nu." George said. "I'll pass..." Anton muttered. "Appreciate the offer..." Banana muttered. "I need rum..." Brandy said. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Britney screamed. "That wasn't a question," Jolly replied, brandishing his pistol. "Glad to help!" Banana said! "when doez we goez?!" "Sure..." "RUM!!!" "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "We leave at dawn!" Jolly said triumphantly. "...which is now... My army of undead is already attacking the town, destroying all of their defenses and leaving us a clear path for the restroom. My God that sounds wrong..." "I haz question..." George asked, raising his hand. "No," Roger replied firmly. "k..." George replied sadly. Jolly Roger walked up the steps in the room, taking them to the sunlight outside. Actually, it was cloudy, but it felt sunny considering George had been locked up for quite a while. The boarded the two dinghies that had been prepared for them at the side of The Harkaway. In one boat climbed Britney, Banana, and two skeletal guards. The other had George, Jolly, Brandy, the jar containing Anton, and two more skeletal guards. They began rowing the boat to the shore of Raven's Cove. The sounds of battle could be heard up ahead, and the sounds of crows up above. Oh wait... Raven's.... -------------------------------------------------------- Sorry this chapter took so long, but it is finally finished! So here you are mates! |
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#7
08-04-2011, 03:59 AM
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YAY! I'll try really hard to get the next chapter out by this next week. If not, I'll get Davy to pester me.
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#8
08-04-2011, 06:42 AM
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Quote:
PIBBEH!!! GET TO WRITING!!! I needz teh endingz!!1!!eleventeen!!! 
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#9
08-05-2011, 07:47 PM
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Love the story! Haven't read it in awhile, but I'm catching up. Keep up the great work guys!
EDIT: Finally read them all. ROTFLOL I guess we'll never know George's question. 
Last edited by Captain Jason; 08-05-2011 at 10:50 PM.. |
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#10
08-06-2011, 11:00 PM
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Yayz! Finally teh new chapter! I iz gona wait for teh next one.
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#11
08-28-2011, 10:26 PM
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yayz for chaptarz.
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#12
08-29-2011, 04:30 AM
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ROCKS!!! The dinghies scraped across the gravel beach as the skeletal guards dragged them ashore. George stumbled along and gazed at the large, grey, island. It was huge, possibly 230 feet at the tallest cliff. Britney looked around, and his eye started to twitch. "So... many....rocks. SO MANY. The bathroom could be anywhere! SO. MANY. ROCKS!!!" He screamed. Right after, Jolly flicked him in the side of the head, his great strength stunning Britney for a moment. "I've got plenty of time," Jolly said, chuckling to himself. He stood there, arms crossed, watching his undead army kill the opposing forces and capture anyone who was unarmed. To the right was some large, sharp rocks, a rickety old fence, and a couple of shacks that were pretty well thrown together. To the left there looked to be a track and mine-cart. There were tools inside it, so it seemed the workers were interrupted. Over by the shacks, a skeleton threw a grenade, blowing up the side of one of the light wood buildings. Inside a man yelled before being shot. The skeletal soldiers were getting restless, starting to kill whoever they thought wasn't worthy of living. "soooo... where doez we go firstz?" George asked. "RUM!!!" Brandy howled. "Will someone get this excuse for a man some rum?!" Jolly ordered. He was tired of listening to Brandy complain. One of the guards handed him a jug full of the stuff, and it was gone within a couple seconds. "RUMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!" He howled a second time. The other guard pulled a couple trays of rum from the dinghy and started handing bottles to Brandy. Jolly moved up and started ordering several groups to search the area. He sniffed the air and sighed. "I love the smell of blood in the morning," he said, then spun around and motioned for the others to follow. The crew, rope tied hands, shuffled along, their cut faces frowning. Except for George. He was trying to pick his nose with his hands behind his back. It looked like he was some sort of failed contortionist. Jolly facepalmed and then turned towards a rock and started knocking his head against it. About 30 seconds of this passed before he turned on his heels and flipped out. "STOP WITH THE SHENANIGANS!!!!!!" He yelled at him, waving his arms in the air. George paused when looking up at him. His small brain started processing Jolly's anger. He looked down with disappointment moved along with the others. At one point they walked into what was obviously the town square. It was wide open with lots of buildings. Skeletons stood to the side, watching over frighted families. One man got frustrated and charged the soldiers. They shoved him onto a crate, and stabbed him through the sternum. His clenched fists went loose and a bony hand removed the sword. Banana watched this happen, cringing when the cutlass poked through the poor man. The group stopped as a couple of undead officers pulled Jolly to the side. They whispered some things to him and he smiled. "Great news! We have found the bathroom!" He said cheerfully. "oh noez," George whined. ~~~~~~~~ The rickety old elevator shook as it moved up, clicking and creaking. "hey, Britney. hey. hey. hey. hey. hey. hey. hey. Britney, hey." George said repeatedly as they ascended. "What, George." He said, annoyed. "EARTHQUAKE!!!!!1111!!!!" George yelled, swinging the wooden lift. "GEORGE YOU IDIOT!" Britney screamed angrily, before slipping off his crutch and slamming his face on a skeletal soldiers feet. "Cease, both of you!" the soldier told them. George stopped, disappointed, and Britney wasn't helped up. When they reached the top with the others, George dragged him out and helped him up. Jolly ignored this and continued across the large rope bridge in front of them. Everyone went in a single file line. On the other side was a large hole with some water at the bottom. To the left was an entrance to a cave. Everyone looked in awe when they stepped inside. There were rock structures they had never seen before. But before they could stop and stare, they were shoved along by other soldiers. They eventually came to a large open area. In the very back, heavily guarded stood a building with two doors. Above one was an eye-patch. Above the other was an eye-patch with eyelashes. "Welcome, mates, to the restroom." Jolly said, smiling. ~~~~~~~~~~ I'm sorry this took forever. I've barely had time to be active on the forums. Anywho, here it is, and it's actually a decent length I'd say. Not as much dialogue. And I apologize if it isn't as funny as it is gruesome/depressing. I tried to really capture the whole thing  ANYWHO, I'll be getting the next chapter out whenever, cuz Tib has been pretty busy. Enjoy!
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#13
08-31-2011, 12:31 AM
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BUMP!
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#14
08-31-2011, 01:16 AM
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Im going to need to start reading these again only got to the 5th chapter
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#15
09-06-2011, 11:32 PM
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LOL @ eyepatch.That was hilarious.
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