Put 100 bottles of Rum on the Wall before the Mods take them!

[The Stealthy Pirate]

14 bottles. You want me to make a staff quickly?

[Tiberius Fireskull]

15 bottles. Why do we want the Shark here?

[Jack Shipsteel]

16 bottles. He was SUPPOSED to make me a Weapon that was extremely powerful. However, we have not seen this weapon. Once we see it, we shall destroy the Bermuda Triangle Black Hole Aliens.

[The Stealthy Pirate]

17 bottles. He is making THE weapon.


- dramatic music plays -

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

18 bottles. I hope Sharky hurries, the dissenter can only hold them off for 3 more days.

[Jack Shipsteel]

19 bottles. I just hope it isn't the Rum Stick...

[The Stealthy Pirate]

20 bottles. I can make a staff.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

21 bottles. Should I make a backup weapon in case Sharky doesn't finish his in time?

[Jack Shipsteel]

22 bottles. I need no more rum weapons. I just need to see Sharky's work.

[The Stealthy Pirate]

23 bottles. Come on Sharky. BTW jack it isnt a rum weapon.


Before I became a minion, I journeyed to find the right metals and such to make the perfect weapon. I have them now.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

24 bottles. I just got word that if Sharky doesn't finish his weapon within 2 hours, the National Guard will take matters into their own hands.

[The Stealthy Pirate]

25 bottles. You had to bring the National Guard into this?

[Jack Shipsteel]

26 bottles. Sigh... I still need to eliminate rum taxes in all of the colonies...

I'll be in Hew Hampshire, persuading the 'guv to get rid of the tax if you need me.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

27 bottles. No, I did not contact them, they contacted me.

[The Stealthy Pirate]

27 bottles. Where do you want me Jack?