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I fall onto a ship, and sail away with it. Now, you go be the captain of your imaginary ship in the wastelands of Sibera, while I sail away with a real ship.
ICOTS. Oh, and ye may want to watch out for the snowstorm coming your way. |
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I manage to jump from the Wastelands of Siberia onto your ship, although I broke a wrist, a rib and my nose. I then use my legs to drop kick you.
ICOTS. |
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You then find out that that was a dummy, on a fake ship. It hits an iceberg and sinks, with you on it. While the ship is sinking, a cannonball falls you your legs, breaking them, and a cannonball drops on your other wrist, breaking it. You are unable to escape the sinking ship, and go to the depths, where you are never reborn. Ever. Only a fool would think to sail out of Sibera!
I teleport to the Caribbean, and launch a ship from Tortuga. ICOTS |
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I'm at World's End, where I find a nifty ship by the name of the Black Pearl.
ICOTS. |
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Very well, your Captain of a ship in Davy Jones's Locker! But me, I be the Captain of a ship in the real world!
ICOTS |
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I, however, am picked up by Cap'n Jack Sparrow, who leads me back to the real world. I then boot him off his/my ship.
ICOTS. |
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Ok. I'm still captain of my own ship.
ICOTS. |
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I then find you and shoot you with a cannon. It hits, and you are KO'd. I take your ship too.
I'm Captain of two ships! |
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#9
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no.
ICOTS. burned. |
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I then take my burn and wipe it on your ship.
Burned. ICOTS. |
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I burn you alive.
Burned. Literally. ICOTS |
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Burnt to a crisp, I fall back into the ocean, which makes the pain lessen. I then climb up the railings and stab you. I leave you on a deserted island with only a pistol with one shot. I then run away with your ship.
And no, the Island is not Rumrunner's Island. ICOTS. |
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Darn it!
I shoot you from afar while on the island, as the pistol you gave me has magical accuracy. I watch you fall into the ocean, where you are eaten by sharks. I build a raft, row to the ship, and sail away into the sunset with it. ICOTS |
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The sunset is actually a blinding light I managed to create. I take over your ship while your distracted and make the crew make me captain.
My first decree: Davy Fireskull and any affiliates of his are to thrown into the local brig! ICOTS. |
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The brig's bars are made of cardboard. I rip them apart, and stab you and your affiliates. My crew and I sail away into a REAL sunset
ICOTS. |
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