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I take your bayonet off your musket and stab you with it.
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#2
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Using my persuasive abilities, I persuade you to let me have the ship. As you are getting into the dingy, I wave you a farewell, and sail away from your dingy. Only then do you realize that there is no land in sight, and you have no oars.
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Using my all powerful shooting skillz, I take careful sight at your shoulder, and fire, hitting you exactly in a spot with enough force to knock you unconcious. I then swim back to the ship and take my rightful title.
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Your bullet missed, and Davy was only faking. He then get's up and pushes you off. As he's waving farewell I throw Jack's boot at him and he falls overboard.
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jason hasa heart attack and dies
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#6
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You have a stroke and die.
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#7
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u die of boredness
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#8
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You fall on a ice cube and crack yer head open.
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#9
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u drown in a barrle of water
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#10
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You die.
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i come back and slap u to death
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#12
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I become Darth Vader's Apprentice and... well if you have played The Force Unleashed, you know what I do next.
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You eat a pound of salt and you die.
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I point to me username, and waltz over to the helm.
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