September 2010 Design a Curse Contest

[Tepcat]

Now, I am not talking about a silly little

"step on a crack and break yer mother's back"


No, I am wanting each of you to create blood curdling curses that will haunt yer days and nights.

Never go shirtless when fighting the undead. They may steal your skin!


Now, I know ye to be wantin' to know what you will git for this

Aye, a true pirate


Well, I expects every last one of ye to post on this thread a curse and then I will assemble the mods for a bit of parley. They twill be decidin' as to who is gittin'




and who be gittin'






Now, we did get off to a bit of a late start, but we still have to git finished fore the end of the month, so ye will have to make sure yore entry is on here by Sunday, September 26th. I know that is just barely over two weeks - but I knows ye kin make it.



Now, then this month we will be sweetenin' the pot jist a bit.


Our top 5 (or so) entries will also have their choice of a PM or Sig subscription



Now, git yoreselves busy cursin' (or at least the policy guideline appropriate ones )

[Speedway Master]

Tormenta be a place for a Dead Man. Poke around the Thrall Captains, one may give ye the Black Spot. Ye better start fearing the sea, as the Kraken lurks in these very waters, searching for any with the spot. Next, you'd be spending days off-sea, and with each passing day, you turn into the most horrid creature. More horrid than Jolly Roger himself....

A Land-lubber!

[Dog Firestack]

Gaze upon the moon's cursed phase, and blood shall flood the seas that be.

[charles gunfury]

Always be prepared when fighting the undead or other horrible creatures........... u never know whats out there it could be Jolly Roger or........... Lord Becket........... or as nasty as........ Davy Jones himself. Just something off the top of me head O_O

[Panos]

Legend has it that there's a horrifying curse around the Caribbean.. A curse far more dangerous than the Kraken itself. More dangerous than Roger's moon.. The Raven's Cove be not a common island mates. They say that island was the home of the most notorious, fearsome, strongest pirate to ever sail the Caribbean. Whoever tried to enter Raven's Cove, never returned home.

No, it wasn't the fog. It was him. A brave explorer he be. After discovering the most precious treasures of the world, his life had almost ended. He be very sick, and knew he would die. He told his crew to hide their loot and promised that he would return to this world and get their treasure back. So, you may ask, what happened next? He stabbed himself with his own sword.

Many years later, us pirates discovered his treasure, along with his lost weapons. When a matey of me crew touched his lost sword for the first time, El Patron had returned. He showed no mercy to my matey. Now, El Patron seeks revenge and will do anything to get his lost treasures back - including killing us pirates, savvy?

Nowadays, he be a ghost who haunts Raven's Cove. His anger won't stop until he gets rid of all the pirates in the Caribbean. You must be a fool or really mighty to enter Raven's Cove and face El Patron himself! Even if you don't believe this tale, be patient and the answers will come.. You never know what tomorow will bring.

[Chimera Doll]

Be careful if ye fight under the full moon. You may end up being amongst the dead...forever!

[Pirate J]

ooooh let me get my creative head on LoL hmmmm


"If ye touch Jolly's hat ye be bound to lie on the ocean bed for eternity"

[Eliza Creststeel]

"Never venture alone into the Cursed Caverns, says I to you - lest you be willing to become part of the Ship... part of the Crew..."

[katbluedog]

"When ye have a full charge on take aim or flaming skull, an enemy will stun ye so ye has to restart the skill."

[James Bladefury]

Alright, heres mine!

As you adventure an isle, your breath runs cold, your bones and skin become weak and old... your mind tormented, enemies will devour your flesh as you plunge into the deep abyss.

[SapphireBlaze]

I may have gotten a little carried away xD

Across the sea you gaze and stare,
Something's glittering over there.
Your eyes get big, maybe it's just sand,
Then, you realize it's a Solid Gold Island!

You speed up your ship, Quick! Quick! Quick!
You hear the clock going, Tic! Tic! Tic!
Thoughts of gold filling up your purse,
No idea you're under Greed's Curse.

You heard all of the tales told,
But never imagined so much gold!
As you dance around in glee,
A dark, cloud of fog is coming straight for ye.
You're blinded, disoriented, you cannot see,

Then the fog disappears as fast as it came,
But, everything is not the same.
All the gold has disappeared,
And there stands Jolly who is greatly feared.

He roars with laughter at this naive pirate,
You snear at Jolly from the rock where you sat.
He grabs your throat, bony hands so cold,
And says, "All that glitters is not gold".

[KeeperOfTheCode]

"As Roger's green moon leers down upon ye, remember always: Courage is fleeting, life is short, Death is forever. And all are fools who believe they can escape it."

[Jack Shipsteel]

"The skies become green, the undead turn mean, so ye better watch out for Jolly Roger, the fiend!"

[Mark bladeflint]

"Do not let ye rum out unprotected savvy? Or the mods may curse ye by stealing yer rum for all of eternaty..."

[Bubba Bunny x]

Heres my go lol.

If ye sail to the edge of the world, were you are told to turn back... Your sails shall turn black and forever sail the map.
Never to return, stuck in a sea deathtrap.