Get The Lost Sword of El Patron

[stpehen]

-touches sword with a 90 foot pole and it blows you up-
i take your hand and remove all curses from the sword, making it a rusty cutlass!

[Captain Jason]

Originally Posted by stpehen

-touches sword

Originally Posted by stpehen

blows up

Hehe removes curse thing and takes sword

[Captain Jason]

Jason and his blacksmith skills return, i voodoo the sword and make it slice your head off, then i give it it's powers back and run away!

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I knock you out with a plank of wood and take the lost sword. Then I bury you in the deepest cave on Padres Del Fuego. I then seal the entrances and curse them so that they cant be reopened, and no curse or spell can make it so that they can be opened. Then I take the lost sword and cast spells on it making it so that its back to its normal state. I then lay a curse on it so that anyone other than me that tries touching it will be sent to the cave that stpehen is now buried in. This also includes poles, voodoo spells, etc.

[James Bladefury]

I throw you into the lava of padres del fuego and chain you to a rock so you cant escape. I escape padres and throw the sword into the kraken's mouth as it swims away to the land of things that arent in the game.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

I hunt down the Kraken, catch it via fishing rod which I stole- I mean borrowed from the test server, kill it, cook it, eat it, find the sword and release it from Davy Fireskull's spell, take it, and just for good measure, I make James immortal, before chaining him to a small rock in the magma of Padres, with his feet, legs, and head hanging off. And just to cause more trouble, I cast an irreversible spell on the chains and the small rock, making them un-breakable. Finally, I use the sword to create a rift in the universe, allowing me to exit into the meta-verse, and toss it into the alternate reality known merely as nothingness. Due to the unstable nature of this other reality, nothing which exists within time and/or space can exist within in it, destroying it and wiping it from our reality, both from memory and from existence.

[Sith kinght pirate]

i find the lost sword on a gravedigger.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Aw... looks like their is no more lost sword....

Hey look! I got the Shadow Cutlass! Now I make an army of Shadow Creatures, and they hunt down all of you, and throw you into a volcano. I then rule the Caribbean with the Shadow Cutlass at my side, and nobody can touch it, or cast spells on it, etc.

[James Bladefury]

I take it from you and give it to captain walter.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

(Captain Walter is dead) I take it from him, and repeat the earlier process.

[James Badwalker]

I take the sword, give it to El Patron, and he disappears forever! :P

[Captain Jason]

I simply teleport out of the cave (For you forgot to destroy the totems) and right next to El Patron, I point behind him and he looks but then i take the sword and run away. Then i go on my ship the wicked witch and throw the sword to the bottom of the ocean where it now lies deep in the uncharted waters.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

El Patron is my cousin, he gives the lost sword to me.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

Bravo! Luckily, he trained me in the art of sword forging before he passed on (Yes, Solomon is that old). I forge the sword anew, and curse it anew with my demonic powers, before returning to my home dimension with it. No mortal may look upon this dimension and retain their sanity, and those who have no sanity, and yet enter it, will be destroyed immediately.

[Catherine Ironcutter]

You become mortal right as you go into your home, and go insane. I then brainwash you, and convince you to give me the sword. I then put it in a steel box, and toss the box into the lava on Padres. It sinks to the bottom, into the rock under the lava. I then toss 99 identical steel boxes with rocks in them into the lava, and they repeat the process. All the boxes have highly explosive mines in them. When anything besides the lava touches them, they will explode, taking the sword with them.