Corrupt a wish

[Swash]

Ok on several other forums I've been to this game is pretty popular so I'm going to post it here.

Basically what you do is grant the wish of the person above you but make it so that it's bad, and then post a new wish.

Example

Poster A: I wish for the kraken
Poster B: Ok, but when you fight it you immediately get defeated and sent to jail for 7 real life days. I wish for a pony.
Poster C: Ok, but when you ride it you automatically get reset to lv 1 and have to start your pirate all over again. I wish for a dragon.
etc.

Ok so I'll start:

I wish for a new ship.

[Sven Osymthe]

I've seen this game before, can't recall where though, anyways...

You get your new ship, but you can't sail it. I wish for a second story chapter.

[Crestshot]

You get the second story chapter, but all you have to do is kill a gravedigger.

I wish for Dead's brain to be found.

[Sven Osymthe]

Granted, but it only makes him act worse.


I wish that it was cooler outside.

[Crestshot]

It turns into the ice age. Complete with woolly mammoths at your door.

I wish I had the amount of money I have in POTCO in real life.

[Sven Osymthe]

Granted, but it's now mine.

I wish that the fleets weren't so difficult by yourself (thankfully there are people to help on other servers )

[Machazzard]

Okay, but you won't get any loot or rep from these ships.

I wish for superhuman strength.

[Chris Ironhawk]

Granted, but once you kill it, your ship immediately goes down to 0 hp points.

I wish that grenades weren't so hard to level.

[Sven Osymthe]

Granted, and here's a lifetime supply of kryptonite as well.

I wish that the game wasn't so boring all the time.


edit: Well.. we're messing up.. lol.

to Chris - granted, they are now maxed at level 29, but are your only weapon. It's not as long to level, but it's twice as boring.

[Chris Ironhawk]

Granted, let's replace the level 1s with level 100s.

I wish that SOS would stop posting in this thread. :P

[Sven Osymthe]

Granted, I now go by SO, or SBan.


I wish that this game wasn't so quick.

[Chris Ironhawk]

Granted, but the only quests that you can get are "Kill 100 ___ (Insert enemy/ship name here)

I wish that Sarah would stop taking all of the rum. :P

[Sven Osymthe]

Granted, Sven (penguin) wants rum instead. (btw, I meant the thread, not potco )

I wish that there wasn't a level cap (not really, but I want to see the reply xD)

[Ropeburn]

GRANTED, but none shall finish the game

I WISH for a killer hamster ^-^

[Swash]

Granted but when you see him your game freezes.
I wish for weather.