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Granted, but they fall on the ground and grow into trees
I wish for the sea. |
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#2
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Granted, but you will never be happy unless you have an ocean.
I wish for an ocean. |
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#3
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Granted, but it turns into acid and burns you alive.
I wish for a chair. |
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#4
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Granted, but Goldilocks broke it.
I wish for happiness in an unbreakable jar. |
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#5
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Granted but Jack charms you into giving it to him.
I wish for an interesting book to read. |
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#6
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Granted, the first three letters are the most interesting thing you've ever read!
I wish that I was a Super Pirate. |
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#7
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Granted, but the navy, eitc, and skeletons are your kryptonite.
I wish for bird seed. |
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#8
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Granted but it is an actual seed that will grow a half bird, half plant thing that will eat you and then the entire planet!!
I wish for a Sammich. |
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#9
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I haven't a clue what that is, and I'm your wish granter, so you just get a giant ERROR sign instead.
I wish for a flower. |
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#10
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Granted, but it's the corpse flower and it smells awful.
I wish for the magic leprachaun
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#11
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Granted, it bites your kneecaps and runs away.
I wish for a green spotty dish. |
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#12
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Granted, but it breaks.
I wish for the next poster not to be DP or andy |
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#13
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Granted, but I'm andyspins
I wish for a famous game to be created by me. |
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#14
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Granted, it's famous as the worst game ever created.
I wish I could lick my elbow. |
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#15
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Granted, but it tastes awful and your toungue falls off.
I wish for a fish on my dish. |
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