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Denied.
I wish for a mountain made of candy. Candy mountain Chaaaaaly, Candy mountain! |
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#2
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Granted its rock candy u cant chew cause it will break yer teeth
i wish for something |
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#3
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Granted, you get death.
I wish for eternal life! |
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#4
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Granted. Your body slowly withers away, and soon all that is left of you is a rotted corpse. You are still alive, but your body slowly rots away until you are just an essence...
I wish for pizza. |
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#5
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Granted, but it blows up.
I wish to have eternal and perfect life! |
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#6
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granted but that lasts for 5 minutes the you suffer the worst tortures humanity ever thought of for five hundred years each
also granted but you have to die first i wish for i time machine so i could fix all of humanities problems |
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#7
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Granted, but you go too far back in time and there are no humans... too bad your time machine is out of gas and you can't get back. Aww.
I wish I had a housekeeper! |
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#8
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Granted, this thief here decides to keep your house as a home.
I wish for nobody to think about The Game. |
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#9
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Ohh..... darn it! I lost the game! I hate you Jack! I was on a 2 hour streak there!
Denied. I wish that I was good at the game. |
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#10
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Granted, only to realize being good at the game makes you lose the game, for your constantly thinking about it.
I wish The Game would be over already. Can the British Prime Minister please make the announcement? Also... I lost the game! |
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#11
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Granted, but then what would we do in our spare time?
I wish that The Game would never end! |
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#12
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Granted, you eventually lose your mind.
I wish the BAN game would get rolling again. |
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#13
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granted but every one bans only u
i wish for food |
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#14
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granted, but its poisoned. The classic corruption of a food wish!
I wish for an infinite amount of candy! |
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#15
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Granted! but you eat too much of it, get fat, and die
I wish that it would rain. |
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