Corrupt a wish

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Ok on several other forums I've been to this game is pretty popular so I'm going to post it here.

Basically what you do is grant the wish of the person above you but make it so that it's bad, and then post a new wish.

Example

Poster A: I wish for the kraken
Poster B: Ok, but when you fight it you immediately get defeated and sent to jail for 7 real life days. I wish for a pony.
Poster C: Ok, but when you ride it you automatically get reset to lv 1 and have to start your pirate all over again. I wish for a dragon.
etc.

Ok so I'll start:

I wish for a new ship.