A Couple Of Noob Questions...

[andyspins]

I have some questions about the forums, I didn't know where else to post it, and they may seem like Noob questions, but here goes...

What is the greenish meat?
What is 'The Game'?
What is Davy's monster?

Thanks for any answers! *coughs*Davy*coughs*.

[Mr. Awesome]

What is the greenish meat?: The dish you eat with your Green Eggs.

What is 'The Game'?: It is the game you have just played... And lost...
Also

What is Davy's monster?: Davy's real life brother, but Davy's brother is NOT necessarily a monster, he just roars and eats Pirates who don't give him meat.

[WitchdoctorDan]

Good job MA.

The Shadow Sorcerors: making memes, one joke at a time.

[Crestshot]

BAhahahaha. Alright, here goes, and I'm sure Davy will pop in with his two cents eventually.

Greenish meat: Meat infected by The Monster

The Game: The Game is not something just on THIS forum, but is played all over the world. The point of The Game is to not lose The Game. However, whenever you think of The Game, you lose The Game. It's sort of a psychological thing. It's impossible to completely win The Game unless you don't play it. You can only not lose for the amount of time until the next time you think of it.

The Monster: The Monster, AKA Billy Fireskull, AKA Davy Fireskull's brother. He was nicknamed this because... well, he's a monster, as all good brothers are. That persona just kind of grew outside of the family bonds, and usually, if you see The Monster in a public setting, such as a party, he will grow very large, go without pants, and roar at everyone for meat.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Wheeeeeeee!!!! I'm here!

The Greenish meat, my God. It is a foul substance that even demons have died from. And then they died again. They wish they died a third time. It is usually raw cow (sometimes sheep or other livestock, but usually cow) that has been in contact with The Monster. It gains horrid bacteria that are supernatural in nature, able to poison you, drive you mad (more mad than me), and do other horrid things to your body (some have been known to grow hair on their eyeballs). After tremendous amounts of agony and hair in seeing organs, you will die. And then maybe it will happen again.

The Game. I lost. Here's how The Game works. You are ALWAYS playing The Game. When you type, when you read, when you eat, when you sleep. Yes, when you sleep. I lost The Game in my sleep not too long ago. I am not joking. When you think about The Game, you lose The Game. When you lose The Game, you must tell at least one person, making them lose as well (although they are excused from announcing it, it is encouraged that they do it as well). After you lose, you have 30 minutes of which you can think about it without losing.

The Monster. My dear, loving brother, Billy Fireskull. I love him like a... brother.... duh.... He's a true Monster. He's got a nasty, constant craving for raw meat, especially that of greenish tinges. He sometimes is normal, but when that stomach growls... well, sometimes he follows through with a roar. He'll prowl down anything that's got the trace of any animal flesh on it, hunting it down... not stealthily, he just roars and maims the thing. And if he doesn't get his meat from you... He'll eat you yourself... muahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hopefully that answers your questions. In conclusion, don't touch green meat, don't think about The Game, and don't deprive The Monster of meat.

[andyspins]

Well, I guess we all lost the game! XD! Thanks guys.

[Meg McBones]

SS private humor much? haha! :')
Andy just remember. Give the monster meat when you are online..... It might save your life!

[andyspins]

Aye Aye! Darn I just lost the game again!