George The Noob and the Quest for the Lost Burrito

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Welcome mates, to the most amazing comedy/epic/tragedy/noob story in POF history!

George the Noob and the Quest for the Lost Burrito

By Pieisbetter2, Co-Author: Davy Fireskull.


We are officially moving this thread from the Blog to the Forums, so please enjoy. We have currently finished four chapters and the prologue. I will post those here. Enjoy!


George was your average noob. Short, stupid, and in love with his rusty cutlass. He wasn't the person to go around causing trouble, he just said he happened to be there when something bad happened. For example, when he was privateering, he slipped on the wet deck and his rusty cutlass made a hole big enough to sink the ship. Everyone on it had to take an emergency dingy to Kingshead, where most ended up getting arrested and hanged by the navy. Coincidence? I think not! But to this day George still will cause people enough pain just by standing there. He doesn't get why people don't like him. But I don't think anyone is very surprised. I mean, really people? Look at the title. This has got to be one noobtastic story. But then again, it's gonna be epic. Anyway, George's fate will soon be determined when he comes face to face with the most dangerous quest ever known in the history of epic noob adventures. Not only will many perish, but George is about to find the most powerful, gas-busting, bean filled, Mexican cuisine known to man. The Lost Burrito.

Chapter 1: The Malicious Ladybug

George was doing his usual. Asking people to be his friend, attacking the navy in Fort Charles, then running like there was no tomorrow. He usually repeated this several times a day before going out on his light sloop and running into other ships or trying to shoot other pirate's ships. He found an island that he hadn't been on before. He anchored his ship and swam ashore. When he landed there was a big gate and a sign above it.
The sign read "Welcome to Isle Tormenta!: The deadliest place on earth!" Below that was a smaller sign that read "Tour times: Monday-Thursday: 6:30a.m-6:30p.m. Friday-Sunday: 7:00a.m-5:30p.m" George of course, was too lazy to even attempt to read the times, so he just walked through. He saw a large opening in a tall mountain type thing with two weird looking guys just standing on either side of the hole. He walked straight in, and neither of them bothered him. The inside was dark, damp, and smelled like old sushi. There was another one of those strange men, but he looked a little different and his head was slightly more round. But this one noticed him.
He yelled "Part of the ship, part of the crew!" and charged George. George was about to unsheathe his rusty cutlass and attack back, but for once, he actually used his brain (:O) and decided it was a terrible idea.
Instead he started running in circles yelling "OMG!!1!1!!!! This weird guy that looks like a cow is chasing me!!!1! AHHH!1!!!!!!!!" That one sentence was enough to do something, because just then, the cow man fell flat on his back as if he had been clothes-lined and was repeatedly punched by some mysterious force. George continued to freak out. After he noticed that the weird dude was unconscious he stopped screaming and walked slowly over to him. He looked real close, and he saw something that he couldn't believe. There was a ladybug that had saved his life.
The ladybug said to him "My name is Antón Felix III! I protect those in this cavern from these horrible beasts! Why are you here and what is you name!" George responded with something that probably didn't sound to intelligent
"You is pretty bug!.... Oh me name is George and I is here 'cause me never seen this island before "
The malicious ladybug slapped him "You fool! This is no place for an amazing person like yourself to be wandering! It's dangerous here! Unless of course, you have come for secrets of the Lost Burrito...?"
"Teh Lost Burro?"
"No! The Lost Burrito!"
":O YAY FOR YUMMIES!"
"Quiet boy! we don't want to catch the attention of any of these other creatures!"
"Okie. "
"Now are you ready for the most dangerous quest known to man.....?"

Chapter 2: Q!!!!!!!!

Anton claimed there was a Lost Burrito, the most powerful Mexican cuisine in the world. Of course George was interested, he's a noob, duh :P.
"Does teh burrito tastes like burrito?" George asked Anton.
"Of course you fool! That is why it is a burrito!" The lady bug responded before again slapping him.
"But how did teh peoples lose dah burrito?"
"It was lost in a violent battle between the undead and the pirates. Both wanted its gassy powers for themselves. The pirates would use it to protect their islands from invaders, but the undead wanted it for its sheer power. If consumed it was to be the most dangerous weapon Jolly Roger could get his hands on. In the heat of battle, it rose into the sky and in a burst of light that blinded every angel, it completely disappeared. It was gone, but not destroyed."
"So teh bad peoples made it go boom boom?"
"Precisely"
"So you know where teh yummies is?"
"I believe so," Anton told him, "follow me." They were walking from the room they were hiding from when suddenly another one of those weird men attacked them.
"Stop! You don't belong here!" He screamed. Anton simply head-butted him and the man was dead. He dropped a large treasure chest with a skull and cross-bones type thing on the front.
"Uh... how does you open teh brown shiny thingy?" George asked. He bent down a poked the top of it. It popped straight open. He reached inside and pulled out a sword. The blade was a gold color and the hilt was a black color.
"No! It can't be!" Anton yelled in surprise "But it is! The Legendary Sword of El Patron!"
"It looks like junk." George said. He bit the blade, his eyes crossed.
"We must leave now! Before they see it!"
"Okie " They both ran straight for the exit.
When they made it out of the cave Anton told George, "The only thing that could make this more epic was if-"
BOOM!
Just then the cavern entrance spewed orange flames as it exploded.
"Its funny how that was right on cue." Anton noted.
"Q!!!!!!!!" George scream with joy.
"No you idiot! Cue! It means-" Anton sighed, "Never mind what it means. Lets just get off this blasted island." And the two went off to find a worthy ship.

Chapter 3: GOOGOOGAH!

The two went to find George's dingy, but it was gone.
"Aww, me tiny boat thingermajig probably went boom boom like teh Burrito of lostedness."George cried.
"Never fear my boy! I will find another dingy so we can get away from this dreaded island!" Anton told him. The cave behind them was still spewing orange flames, and the two strange men standing outside were now flat on their backs, steaming.
"I shall be right back brave one. Don't do anything stupid!"
"Okie " As Anton went in search of a new escape route, George couldn't help but be stupid, disobeying his orders. He lifted the Lost Sword, it's blade glinting in the low light. You could see where George had bitten it. There was a clear mark. For a noob, he had a pretty strong bite. He could feel its cursed essence flowing through his arm. It suddenly felt heavy in his arm and he dropped it. It hit the ground, point first, the hilt sticking straight up into the air. George bent down to pick it up again, but he noticed the water.
He said to himself, "Maybe I could swims to Port Royal place :O." He dove into the water. After about ten feet he couldn't swim any further.
"OMIGOSHES!" He screamed. "Teh waters have me!" And with that last sentence he went under.

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Anton was having trouble finding a decent boat. All the dingys that he had seen were barely floating on the water. He was about to give up when he heard someone scream
"OMIGOSHES!" He knew immediately that it was George. He spun around and flew as fast as he could in his direction. When he arrived he couldn't see him. Then just under the surface of the clear blue water, was George. Anton flew over, and with his super awesomeness ladybug strength, lifted George out of the water and onto the beach. He slapped him a couple of times before he gagged up a mouthful of water and continued screaming.
"AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!"
"Silence you fool. Your safe now. But alas, I have not found an escape."
"Crud-monkeyz." George said as he stood up. He grabbed the Lost Sword, sheathed it, and walked along the beach, Anton resting on his shoulder. He tripped on a large rock and landed flat on his face.
"Uh... ouchies?" He pulled himself up turned around, and kicked the rock.
"Oi mate! Don't want to be doing that now do we?" The rock said in a Scottish type of accent. The legs of the rock popped out.
" 'ello there. I'll be granting you one wish before you go no your way!" It told the two.
George screamed, "TEH MAGICAL ROCK OF GOOGOOGAH!"
"I'm sorry boy, what was that?" It questioned him.
"Oh... nothings I wishes for a rustier cutla-"
"He MEANS we wish to be transported to Port Royal!" Anton interrupted.
"Well then, let's be on our way shall we?" The rock just sat there, but suddenly the sand began to swirl around them before it became a full fledged tornado. Before they could do anything, George and Anton went unconscious, and both were transported to Port Royal.

Chapter 4: Epic Crew

"Whoaz!" was the only thing George could think to say.
"It was like we were traveling to a distant land!" Anton of course was totally amazed by this. DUH. He had never left he caverns. The two walked along the dock and onto the beach. It was dark out now, the horizon above, speckled with bright stars. The sand under their feet made a crunching sound as they continued along the beach. They eventually reached the edge of the grass after George kept on freaking out about every detail such as: "OH! Teh sand is yellowz!" or "That rock smellz funny." and even "Sand taste like poopie "
"Do not eat the sand boy! It will poison you! I think..." It frustrated Anton to not know whether something was good or not.
"Okayz " George said as he pulled his head out of the sand, eyes facing opposite directions. The two could hear the pirate partying. Sure, this was Port Royal, not Tortuga, but maybe this was a special occasion. When they reached the entrance to Fort Charles, there were at least 125 pirates partying. People of all kind: Men, women, drunks, oldies, even the occasional noob like George. George weaved through the crowd, Anton on his shoulder.
"Wait! I have an idea!" Anton screamed. He hopped off George's shoulder and grabbed a large cloth he found laying on the ground. Neither of them knew what it was, and neither wanted to find out. Anton then found some burned wood from the fire. He tried writing on it, but the wood was too big.
"BLAST!" he screamed.
"Uh.... let meh helpz u!" George screamed at him.
"Okay," Anton told him, "write something about looking for a crew." Anton commanded him. George wrote something, but it sure didn't look intelligent. It read:
"We needz a crew. We gives you shinyz if u helpz us "
"That'll do." Anton said questionably. George stood there for 5 minutes before a person came up to him. It was a girl, and she obviously was a pirate.
"Hiya mate," she said, "I see you be looking for a crew!"
"U PERTY! Oh..... uh.... ya we is looking for pplz." George responded, absent-mindfully.
"Glad to sign up!" she yelled over the crowd. "Now when you be needing me?"
"You are to report to the main dock at twelve-hundred hours!" Anton demanded.
"Will do!" She said before walking away. After 3 more minutes, another person walked up. This time it was an old man, but he wasn't quite sober.
"I be willing to *hic* help a feller *hic* out if ye ne *hic* ed it!" He said before throwing up all over George. George stood there as if nothing happened, with that stupid smile still on his face.
"Yayz! Another person!" He screamed with joy.
"Yes, now show up at the main docks at noon." The super ladybug told him.
"I can *hic* do that!" the old drunk said before stumbling off into the crowd. They stood there for another 3 hours before everyone started to clear out. But there was one last person looking for a crew.
"Hello kind sir. I see you are looking for a crew, are you not?" He said in a terrible British accent.
"EWWW! U is a smart person! I can smellz it on u :P" George freaked out.
"Quiet boy! Can't you see this kind gentleman wishes to join our crew?" Anton scolded him. "Now apologize!"
":'( Me is srry i hurted ur feelings smart person."
"Yes yes, now what time am I to show up and where?"
"Twelve O'clock at the main docks."
"Thank you. Continue on with your business." He said before he walked away. The two stood there for another 2 hours before everyone was gone. George was happy, like always. He was a captain. But the only ship he had was a light sloop! Or maybe, they could find a light galleon? Whatever was to happen, George would never forget his experience... Okay, maybe he would, after all, he is a noob :P




More chapies to come!

[pieisbetter2]

Aha! Yes! GTNATQFTLB finally in thread form! Aye mates, George is no ordinary noob. In fact, his noobtasticular adventures have only begun....

New chapter whenever :P

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Chapter 5: Da Plan

The next morning, George and his new crew met up under the bridge of Port Royal. George didn't like the dock. He said it was too wooden. The fancy british dude didn't like the idea, complaining zat it was "too wet"

"Nonzenze!" George said. "Wet is only a point of view! Like bananaz! i wantz a bananaz..."

"Shut up you scum! Just tell us what you want from us!" Brit boy said, scratching his knee.

George stared at him in awe. "Hehe... Brit guy scratching his knee.. iz gon call you... Britney!"

Britney slapped George's face. "Just shut it and tell us what you want you noob!"

"Be nice!" The girl said.

"I want a banana! I also want you! I iz gon call you Banana!" George said. Then, pointing to the old drunk, he said. "You iz named Brandy!"

The crew looked at George, wondering what the heck they had gotten themselves into.

"Okzerz! Nowz on to ze plan n stufz!" George said, acting hyper as always. "mmkz, so whatz we is gon do iz, we gon go to teh Rowdy Rooster, and raid all of their---"

Anton punched George, giving him a bloody nose. "Dear God you idiot! Remember? The Lost Burrito? The amazingly delicious purty awesome Mexican Cuisine?"

George looked at Anton blankly, the bruise on his face swelling.

"Oh!! You meanz teh nom nom nom burrito that gives you teh ultimate tooty toot?"

"....sure..." Anton said.

"Okayz, so wez iz gonna go onto the floating wooden thingee, and go across the big liquid bowl with all the floating rocks and see if we can run into teh Mexican food thing."

" *hic* I like this *hic* guy." Brandy said. "Short sweet and to the *hic* point!"

"You idiot!" Britney said. "Thats no plan at all!"

"I personally think that George is a genius, and is going in the right direction," Banana said flirtatiously.

George stared at Banana, looking at the little stain on her sleeve. He had no clue why he was staring at it, but he had seen a lot of people look at the purty girl somewhere when they liked her. George liked bananas... and Banana. So he thought it would look smart if he looked at her sleeve.

"Guh, stuf? Wut? K. So, I tinkz dat we should let Anton, the uber awesome cool magical lady bug thing do the thinking, cuz I is ---George knocked on his head, which made a hollow echoing noise--- a noob!

Anton marched into the middle of the group. "ALRIGHT MEN, and Banana, TOMORROW AT DAWN, WE WILL SET SAIL ON GEORGE'S LIGHT SLOOP, THE... whats it called again boy?

"Its a junk!" George said with delight.

"You mean the Asian ship?"

"nonononono, tiz just a junk. or was it a piece of junk? Yupz, the person called it a piece of junk. its name iz teh Barnacle Brig."

"....ok.... So tomorrow, we set sail on the Barnacle Brig at dawn. I guess our only lead is to search all those islands out there for the Burrito. BE THERE OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KEEEL YOOUUU! kthxbye."

"So you want us to go sail the seven seas on this noob's piece of junk for a piece of food, with no lead at all, just like that?" Britney said.

"I'll follow George." Banana said.

"*hic* Sounds good to me! *hic*" Brandy said.

"Arrg, just meet here tomorrow..." Anton said. They agreed, and began to leave. George yelled goodbye's after them.

"Byebyez Brandy! Byebyez Banana! Byebyez Britney!"

In the distance, Britney cursed George for being such an idiot, but George's noob mind didn't process it.

[pieisbetter2]

Ha! EPIC chapter Davy! I will try and get the next chapter out by at least tomorrow, cause I'm leaving on Wednesday which means I gonna pack on tuesday :P ANYWAY, enough with my turkey day plans and prepare for them to set sail on the most epic journey in POTCO history!

EDIT: I'm writing the last chapter in word right now cause I got nothin better to do. should be out by later today, cuz its midnight right now

[pieisbetter2]

Chapter 6:The Noobtasticular Quest Begins

George had trouble sleeping. He was finally going on a quest! At least he thought so. Wait, he thought? That doesn't sound right. ANYWAY, he didn't sleep all night, so when it came dawn and Anton woke him, he was SUPER tired.

"NOZ!!!!! I DON WANNA WAKZ UP!!!!! " George screamed at him.

"Get up you fool! If you don't you won't be able to find the lost burrito! Or prove yourself!"

"BLAH!!!!!! Okie " He screamed before getting up. He jumped up, grabbed a banana for Banana, and then put on salt a pepper as if it was deodorant.

"YAYZ! I smelz good "

"Yes…. Um…. Okay….?" Anton said questionably. They set out to the docks. Britney was there already.

"You idiot! Where have you been?!" He screamed at George.

"Shutz up Britney " George told him. They stood there for about 5 minutes, then Banana poked her head up over the hill. She came down the small trail and George handed her the banana.

"Uh…. Herez u go Banana I likez bananaz likez I likez u! " George told her, throwing his arms up into the air as he said it.

"Aww. Thank you George!" she said.

" iz no problemz." They stood there for what seemed like another hour before Brandy showed up. He was stumbling along. He stopped at the top of the hill, took one step, slipped, and rolled all the way down. When he reached the bottom he kept going, and took out Britney at the legs. Britney fell flat on his face. Brandy then stood up and yelled.

"WOOOO!!!!" He then continued by throwing up.

"WHY DO ALL OF YOU HAVE TO BE MINDLESS FOOLS?!" Britney said as he got himself up. No one said anything. They all just starred at George, waiting for him to tell them what to do.

"Huh? What? k. OKIE! Soooooooooo….. we iz gonna go on teh Barnacle Brig and we iz gonna sailz it n stuf." They walked over to the end of the dock, where George's ship was. They all looked down at it. Everyone's reaction was different.

"You expect us to sail on that piece of--"

"A mighty *hic* fine vessel you *hic* got my boy!" Brandy said interrupting Britney.

"WOW! How did you get the wood so dark?" Banana asked.

"Uh… is it safe?" Anton said.

"Ya mm hmm k. Teh bestest boat thingee magiger EVA!" George screamed. George jumped from the top of the dock to the boat. When he landed the wood cracked a little. Brandy tried jumping next, but he completely missed the boat. Instead he hit the water in a belly flop several feet away. Banana jumped next. George tried to catch her, but she landed right next to him. Britney didn't jump. Being the lameo that he was, he climbed the rope ladder down. Anton grabbed Brandy from the water and put him on the boat.

"Now we iz gon sailz awayz from tis port n stuf k?" George told them. He grabbed the wheel. George was doing a good job of sailing. For about the first four minutes. Banana was up in the crows nest and she yelled down.

"Reef ahead!"

"REEF??? WUT IN TEH POOPIE IZ A REEF?????" George screamed back. He let them ride closer and closer to the reef. They were about to hit it when Anton flew by and yelled.

"George! Give me the wheel!" George didn't let go so Anton socked him in the stomach. He then grabbed the wheel and jerked it to the right. The entire crew of three flew across the ship. The boat barely missed it, and continued on.

"I believe it is time for the intelligent bug to drive!" Britney screamed.

"Hush ur faceness Britney." George told him. Anton continued to steer.

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They sailed for what seemed to be forever and ever. Brandy had thrown up over the side at least 50 times. They were all getting bored. It got to the point where George started listening to Britney because he was so bored.

"George, why don't you come play poker with Brandy and I?" Banana asked.

"Uh…. Watevurz." He said as he sat down. Brandy was about to deal when Anton screamed.

"VERY LARGE NAVAL SHIP AHEAD! 24 BROADSIDE CANNONS! THERE LOOKS TO BE A CREW OF 10 ON IT! PREPARE THE CANNONS!"

"Well this *hic* has got *hic* to be interesting!" Brandy said with joy. Just then they could here the yells of the opposing ship. They too were preparing for a fight. But some of them sounded like laughs.


Well ya, that was Chapter 6 Chapter 7 coming whenever we have the time lol.

[Davy_Mcwrecker]

Awesome Story! No Offense Pieisbetter2 but i think the wones that Davy Fs posted was a teensy bit funnier. But its still funny

[Captain Jason]

These stories are awesome! Keep on posting!

[xswx]

awesome story so funny lol

[Davy_Mcwrecker]

Write the next chaper omg

[Tiberius Fireskull]

The Noobtasticular Battle

"Anton, wutz does I sayz when we are going to battle n stuff?" George whispered to the super ladybug.

"Uhhh... we're totally dead? I MEAN UHH, PREPARE FOR BATTLE!" Anton said, catching himself.

"Okz ma peepz! Prepare for battle against teh nasal ship!"

"Its naval you idiot! Not nasal!" Britney said. "What are we going to do?!"


"shut up Britney! Nobodee carez 'bout u!" George said

"Why I outta---" Britney never finished, because at that moment a cannonball came flying, right in front of his face, almost lighting his stubble on fire. He jumped back with a small cry of fright, and glared at George, then said. "Any ideas O' Genius George?"

George put on his noob thinking face. "Me tinks we shud board dem! k?"

"*hic* short sweet and to the *hic* point!" Brandy said. "I'm gonna get my cut*hic*lass out."

Anton smacked his face. "Why do I even bother... Banana! You grapple them!"

She nodded, and started loading a cannon with hooks. Brandy took a swig of brandy, and then pulled out his sword for boarding. Britney pulled his sword, and for a moment looked like he wanted to stab George, but decided against it.

George pulled out his Lost Sword of El Patron, and then said, "BANANA! DO THE KABOOM THINGEE TO GET TEH ROPE HOOK THING ON DERE SHIP! "

"...Fire the hook..." Anton said.

"Yes sir!" Banana said, right before a cannonball flew over her. Thank goodness the Barnacle Brig was such a small target, or they would have been toast... toast soggy with seawater that is.

The grapple hook fired and hooked onto the enemy ship. The crew of four, five if you counted the ladybug on George's back, began to board. As they got in close, they could tell that the enemy crew was laughing indeed, and letting them board in fact. The crew of the Brig came onto the ship, and as soon as they looked up, what they saw was a full crew of thirty to forty armed naval (not nasal!) sailors.

"Hi peoplz! My name is George!" George said exuberantly. "Sowwy, but wez haz to kill you guys now. k?"

The Navy crew started laughing. George could have sworn he saw some of their pants dampen up, but he wasn't sure. They couldn't be laughing that hard.

"For the love of God! Just get this over with!" Anton said.

The crew of the Brig charged. Brandy stumbled along, and dropped his cutlass. He took a swig of brandy, and then, right before he got stabbed by a navy sailor, smashed the empty bottle right on his head, sending the sailor crumpling to the floor. Brandy chuckled and then stumbled along, tripping over his tied shoelaces (yes, he fails that bad).

Britney fought viciously, but he wasn't a professional. He took down one Navy Sailor, but more kept coming, and he was soon running for his life.

Banana was beautiful. With her cutlass, she cut and sliced and uttered battle cries. She was terrifying, but she was still mediocre. She too, was overwhelmed and she was soon cornered.

Anton was doing his usual uber awesome ladybug thing. He needed no weapon. He gave a couple good kicks and punches and rams, sending his foes flying around the ship. At one point, he picked up one of the Navy Sailors and threw him off the ship. But still, he was just a little ladybug.

George was off the worst. He could barely swing a sword. Basically, he took The Lost Sword and swung it frantically at his opponent. He got lucky, because his opponent was laughing at him so hard that George was able to give him a few good stabs. George could have sworn that even when he was coughing up blood, he was laughing still.

After that, George turned around, and found himself face to face with another Sailor. This one wore a funny little hat on his head. It made him look important. Georges slow mind processed it, and then he realized that he was looking at the Captain. George then said something smart like.

"I iz gon kill you!!"

The Captain laughed, and then said, "Silly noob. I bet that I could kill you easily with my true sword fighting skills. Even with your golden blade I could kill you!"

"Gahhhh!" George yelled before charging him. The two fought for about seven seconds before George was up against a mast with a sword at his throat.

"Honestly my dear friend," Captain said. "I've fought insects with more skill then you."

"Oi! Are you dissin' my kind chump?"

The Navy Captain was puzzled, then looked right down, at waist level. It was Anton the Ladybug, come to save George!

"Only I can hurt George you Navy scum!" Anton said angrily. The Captain stared for a few seconds, then started laughing.

"A ladybug? A, a, a lady--- AH HAHAHAHA!" The Captain couldn't stop laughing at the little, red spotted insect in front of him. He continued laughing. George watched, unable to do anything.

Anton gritted his teeth (do Ladybugs have teeth?) and then gave the Captain a good hard kick with his superladybug strength, right between the legs.

The laughter stopped, and the Captain gave a little grunt. George looked up into his face, and then heard him say in a dazed voice, "Hoist the colors..." before the Captain's eyes rolled back into his head and he fell over unconscious.

"You saved me n stuff! " George said happily to Anton.

"Don't get used to it, in fact, if it weren't for---" Anton stopped. Everyone on the ship froze, and it was silent. George looked around. Banana was covering her head, about to be stabbed by a sailor. Britney was hiding in a corner, away from some Navy sailors. Brandy was holding a bottle of rum above his head, ready to smash against a Navy Sailor's head. He quickly brought it down, but nobody paid attention, because the noise was covered up by a sudden growling.All of the sudden, half a dozen or so tentacles came up out of the water, and started attacking the ship.

"ITS THE KRAKEN! GET BACK TO THE BARNACLE BRIG MATES!" Anton yelled.

"Oooh..." Brandy said thoughtfully. "I could use some fried *hic* squid right about *hic* now..."

But he stumbled along, following everyone back to the Barnacle Brig. George quickly grabbed the wheel, and Britney helped to lower the sails. In a few minutes, they were moving away from the Naval vessel.

"Dat squid is a jerk! " George said. "Why wud he hurt teh navy pplz?"

Britney grabbed Georges shoulder's and started to shake him. "THATS THE KRAKEN YOU IDIOT! IT EATS SHIPS FOR SNACKS! AND I THINK WE'RE NEXT! and eww, I just touched George... I may have to amputate these hands now..."

"George, just get us out of here!" Banana said urgently, but still in that sweet tone she used. They all turned around, but shockingly, there was nothing. The ship was gone, and so was the Kraken.

"Does diz mean dat the Kraken went om nom nom on teh ship?" George asked innocently.

"*hic*Probably son..." Brandy said.

"But then where did he go?" Britney asked to nobody in particular. His question was answered immediately. A huge wave of water splashed over the Barnacle Brig, drenching everyone on board. They turned to the source of the wave after it passed, and staring right at them, was a gaping mouth with hundreds of teeth. Emerging from the water were at least a dozen tentacles.

The Kraken roared loudly.

Banana screamed. Brandy continued to drink as if nothing was happening. After a few seconds, he screamed, the alcohol in his drink slowing down his reactions. Britney cowered behind the single mast of the light sloop, and George held out a quill pen and parchment.

"Can I getz yer autograph?" George asked innocently. Anton slapped the items out of his hand, and George looked down at the ground.

The Kraken roared again, and started swimming closer to the ship. But then, it stopped. It made several motions and noises that sounded like sniffing. Next, it did something that shocked the whole crew. It shuddered, then vomited all over the Barnacle Brig. It made a whimpering noise, and swam back under the waves, leaving the crew staring in shock.

"It puked on us..." Britney said.

"This is gross!" Banana said.

"I knew we *hic* smelled awful!" Brandy said.

George licked the vomit, and then said something smart like, "I likez that slimy squid thingamabobber! We shud play wit him more often! "





There is your next Chappie Pib! Your turn!

[Crestshot]

HAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAAHHA!!!! Oh my good grief, that was HILARIOUS mates! I had already read the first few in the blogs, but... hahahaha. Oh my god. Keep going, keep going! Please!

[angel 4ever]

hahahahaha funny hahahaha it puked on them? hahaha nice work guys hahaha

[pieisbetter2]

YAY! i'M BACK! LOL!!!! PERFECT chapter Davy! EPIC! :P I shall get next chapter out whenevurs :P

[Captain Jason]

Lol, awesome chapters! Can the Kraken puke?

[Barnacle]

I lol my everytin off