November 2010 Carol Parody Contest

[Tepcat]

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Jingle Bell Rock

Up on the housetop

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Joy to the World



Yes, it is time for carols to ring through-out the land.

The radio stations will be blaring them.

Every store will be playing them.

You can't escape



So


What's a pirate to do??


WELL, if you can't beat them

JOIN THEM


Carol of the Rum (1st Verse)
Hark how the rum, Sweet tasty rum,
Sailed 'cross the seas, Captured by me,

Left in the sun, Counted for fun,
Sank to the cods, Stolen by mods,

"Ding Dong Ding Dong"... No wait that's wrong,
Guess that's a hunch, I had too much.

Sent by runner, just ask Gunner.
Oh what a task, You'll want a flask.

New, Old and Cursed, Don't drink it first,
Lest you set sail, and sink in a swell!

Sitting so stern, Within a tavern,
Waiting to hear, "The rum is here!"
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more rum!
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more rum!



I want you to take any carol, from any country, and turn it Piratey


That's right, make it a tune that any pirate would be glad to sing.


So, don't be shy


Post them on this thread by Saturday, November 27th. Then the mods will parley and decide who gets




and who gets





Happy Caroling!!!!

[Ben Lockshot]

Ok here is my Pirate Carol, it is made after the clasic Jingel Bells. I hope you all injoy!

Yes its finally here
I am high enough to go
I wander if there are Skellys
I guess soon I will know
It is coming up so fast
I see it in the mist
Here it comes I know!
And now here we all go!


Tormenta, Tormenta,
Tormenta or bust!
Will we make it I don't know
but it is woth the fuss HAY!
Tormenta, Tormenta,
Tormenta or bust!
I hope we make it ther in time
It will be so much fun HAY!


We got there oh thank God
We made it here all right
Jimmy got hit by the Fury blast
But he should be all right!
Into the caves we start
we are doing good so fare
but what is that a Drug!!
Poor Jimmy got left Behind


Tormenta, Tormenta,
Tormenta or bust!
Will we make it I don't know
but it is woth the fuss HAY!
Tormenta, Tormenta,
Tormenta or bust!
I hope we make it ther in time
It will be so much fun HAY!

We Finally made it in!
And yes Jimmy is alright
Deaper in we go!
We should all be fine
Untill I saw it come
Oh please not that I pray
It looked like a greanade
It took out Billys EYE
And now he is half way blind
And guess what... we all died

Tormenta, Tormenta,
Tormenta or bust!
Will we make it I don't know
but it is woth the fuss HAY!
Tormenta, Tormenta,
Tormenta or bust!
I hope we make it ther in time
It will be so much fun HAY!
TORMENTA OR BUST!!!!!!!!
........ YAY


-Ben Lockshot

[Fin]

Ok, here's me attempt

"Grandma Got Run Over by a Revenant"
(parody of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")

Grandma got run over by a Revenant
Sailin’ home from Kingshead Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Undead,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

Grandma'd been drinkin’ too much rum grog,
And we all begged her not to leave,
But she hauled anchor anyway,
And staggered off the deck into the sea.

When we found Grandma Christmas mornin',
Floatin' near the island of Outcast,
There was plenty of dead undead around her
And a great big loot chest in her grasp.

Now, we're all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so very well,
He's been seen around with Tia Dalma,
Drinkin' rum and generally raising He- heck.

But it's not really Christmas without Grandma,
All the family is dressed in black,
And we just cannot help but kinda wonder
If our undead grandma will attack?

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Love it Ben!

Here we are, a spoof on Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

Jolly Roger Is Coming To Town

A Parody by Davy Fireskull

Ye better watch out!
And try not to die
And try not to shout
I'm tellin' you why!

Jolly Roger is coming, to town!

His first shot may miss,
But his gun fires twice!
Gonna find Sparrow and that won't be nice!

Jolly Roger is coming, to town!

He sees you when your living,
And feels it when your dead.
He takes has no mercy and ain't forgiving,
So run for goodness sake!

Oh! Ye better watch out!
And try not to die
And try not to shout
I'm tellin' you why!

Oh! Ye better watch out,
Cuz Jolly ain't shy!
And don't try to fight.
Or you'll surely die!

Why?
Jolly Roger is coming
To Town!!!

Thank you!

[Eliza Creststeel]

Jolly the Dead Man by Eliza Creststeel
(Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)

Jolly the Dead Man Was a rotten vile soul
With a bladed hand and a hooven leg
And a face that was made of skull.

Jolly the Dead Man was a fairy tale they say,
He was made of bones, but the pirates
Know how he came back to life one day.

There must have been some magic in that
Voodoo man he killed
For when he made the shaman dead
His soul with blackness filled

O, Jolly the Dead Man
Was as dead as he could be,
And the pirates say he could slash
and slay just the same as you and me.

Clumpetty clump clump
Clumpetty clump clump
Look at Jolly go
Clumpetty clump clump
Clumpetty clump clump
Over the seas so cold

Jolly the Dead Man knew
Tia's voodoo was strong that day
So he said, 'You run or
I'll have some fun
Making your soul decay.'

Down to Tortuga
With a cutlass in his hand,
Running here and there all
Around the square saying,
Stop me if ye can!
He chased them down the streets of town
Right to the barricades.
And he only paused a moment when
He lit the cannonades!
For Jolly the Dead man
Had to hurry on his way,
But, he waved goodbye saying,
"You'd better cry!
I'm coming back again someday!!"

Clumpetty clump clump
Clumpetty clump clump
Look at Jolly go
Clumpetty clump clump
Clumpetty clump clump
Over the seas so cold

[muffin pirate]

Haha, this goes with "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch..."
Enjoy! Hahahahahahohehahehoha.... Caugh Caugh, Sorry...


You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a steal.
You're as cuddly as a barrel,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a bad pirate
With some greasy black hair.


You're a hero, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty chest.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got scurvy in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot sword.


You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have maggots in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick navy scum.
Mr. Grinch.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick navy scum.


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty mutt.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of guts.
Mr. Grinch.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."


You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sorts.
Your heart's a dead cheese splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.


Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked pirate pan
And you steer a crooked ship.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

Copyright © 1957, Dr. Seuss.

Link to the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pQgSvN7hYo

[Jamesvsthekraken]

Here Comes Jolly Roger (A Song Parody of Here Comes Santa Claus)
by: James O'martin aka (Jamesvsthekraken)

Here comes Jolly Roger!
Here comes Jolly Roger!
Right down Jolly Lane!
Darkhart and Darten and all his skeletons
are pulling on the reins.
Alarm Bells are ringing, children are screaming;
All is scary and dark .
Hang the code and say your prayers,
'Cause Jolly Roger comes tonight.

Here comes Jolly Roger!
Here comes Jolly Roger!
Right down Jolly Lane!
He's got an undead head that is filled with invasions
for the pirates again
Hear that ship thunder bing and bang,
What a disgusting sight.
Jump in bed, and cover up your head,
'Cause Jolly Roger comes tonight!!!

[SapphireBlaze]

This is my version of "Up on the Housetop"

Up on the pirate ship sailors pause,
In swings evil Jolly Roge'.
Come to devour all of ye souls,
We best fight back and make skelly heads roll,

Yo, Ho, Ho,
Fight for ye life.
Yo, Ho, Ho,
Fight for ye life.
Up on the pirate ship, CRASH, CLANK, BANG,
Then Jolly starts to curse everything,

First comes the curse of Nutty Nell,
Your skin will turn very pale.
Then you'll never laugh, but cry,
And never be able to shut your eye.

Yo, Ho, Ho,
Fight for ye life.
Yo, Ho, Ho,
Fight for ye life.
Up on the pirate ship, CRASH, CLANK, BANG,
Evil Jolly is starting to weaken.

Next comes the curse of Wacky Will,
It will surely make you shrill.
Tortured by hammers and sharp tacks,
A whistle blown until you crack.

Yo, Ho, Ho,
Fight for ye life.
Yo, Ho, Ho,
Fight for ye life.
Up on the pirate ship, CRASH, CLANK, BANG,
Jolly is defeated once again.

[James Bladefury]

12 Days of Christmas, Pirate Edition By James Bladefury
-------------------------------------------------------------------

On the 1st day of Christmas, Jolly Roger gave to me
A Cutlass Attack 63

On the 2nd day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me
2 Flintlocks
And a Cutlass Attack 63

On the 3rd day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me
3 Long coats,
2 Flintlocks
And a Cutlass Attack 63

On the 4th day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me
4 Parrots
3 Long coats
2 Flintlocks
And a Cutlass Attack 63

On the 5th day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me
5 Old Rings
4 Parrots
3 Long coats
2 Flintlocks
And a Cutlass Attack 63

On the 6th day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me
6 Musicians singing
5 Old Rings
4 Parrots
3 Long coats
2 Flintlocks
And a Cutlass Attack 63

On the 7th day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me
7 Swimming sharks
6 Musicians singing
5 Old Rings
4 Parrots
3 Long coats
2 Flintlocks
And a Cutlass Attack 63

On the 8th day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me
8 Silk vests
7 Swimming sharks
6 Musicians singing
5 Old Rings
4 Parrots
3 Long coats
2 Flintlocks
And a Cutlass Attack 63

On the 9th day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me
9 Captains Jigging
8 Silk vests
7 Swimming sharks
6 Musicians singing
5 Old Rings
4 Parrots
3 Long coats
2 Flintlocks
And a Cutlass Attack 63

On the 10th day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me
10 Pirates Cleaving
9 Captains Jigging
8 Silk vests
7 Swimming sharks
6 Musicians singing
5 Old Rings
4 Parrots
3 Long coats
2 Flintlocks
And a Cutlass Attack 63

On the 11th day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me
11 Undead Slicing
10 Pirates Cleaving
9 Captains Jigging
8 Silk Vests
7 Swimming Sharks
6 Musicians Singing
5 Old Rings
4 Parrots
3 Long Coats
2 Flintlocks
And a Cutlass Attack 63

On the 12th day of Christmas Jolly Roger gave to me
12 Navy Drumming
11 Undead Slicing
10 Pirates Cleaving
9 Captains Jigging
8 Silk Vests
7 Swimming Sharks
6 Musicians Singing
5 Old Rings
4 Parrots
3 Long Coats
2 Flintlocks
And a Cutlass Attack 63

[Jack Shipsteel]

A parody of the famous "Joy to the World."

Ahem hem hem.

Joy to the Caribe! Lord Beckett is dead.
May pirates live in peace!
After many years of tyanny,
The dreaded man is gone,
The dreaded man is gone,
Rejoice! For he is gone.

Joy to the World! Pirates reign supreme.
They plunder and pillage at will!
Ships are found and sunk, gold is gambled and won,
And pirates rule at last,
And pirates rule at last,
And pirates! Oh pirates, they rule at last.

Long live the man! Who lives as a pirate.
He is free from pain!
The EITC had ruled them,
But finally they had lost,
But finally they had lost,
Oh finally! The EITC had lost.

Many years have passed! Since pirates have won.
Yet here they've won today!
They fought and won at Shipwreck, they beat him and his men,
Cutler Beckett is finally dead.
Cutler Beckett is finally dead.
Oh Yes! Cutler Beckett is finally dead.



Thank you.

[Raven Trueheart]

"Jiggin' Around da' Christmas Tree"
(Parody of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree")


Jiggin' around da' Christmas Tree,
At Tortuga's King's Arm Party stop!
Musicians ~ Winds & Swain are playin' ye' see,
Hope they play some Christmas hop!

Jiggin' around da' Christmas Tree,
Let da' undead spirits sing...
Later we'll plunder some ships at sea,
And then we'll do some caroling!

Ye' will get a semi-mental
Image when ye' hear....
Voices singin' "Let's Kill Jolly",
And deck da' docks with his bones by golly!!!

Jiggin' around da' Chrismas Tree,
Have a happy Pirates Holiday!
Everyone jiggin' merrily...
So, let's pass that rum my way!!!!

[Deadpool]

Well... Someone may have already beat me to it but...

"The 12 Days of Christmas" Perform by the Deadpool Symphony

On the first day of Christmas
My first mate gave to me
A parrot in a pine tree

On the second day of Christmas
My first mate gave to me
Two pillaging pistols
And a parrot in a pine tree

On the third day of Christmas
My first mate gave to me
Three rotten stowaways
Two pillaging pistols
And a parrot in a pine tree

On the fourth day of Christmas
My first mate gave to me
Four drunken pirates
Three rotten stowaways
Two pillaging pistols
And a parrot in a pine tree

On the fifth day of Christmas
My first mate gave to me
Five golden things
Four drunken pirates
Three rotten stowaways
Two pillaging pistols
And a parrot in a pine tree

On the sixth day of Christmas
My first mate gave to me
Six wounds to tend to
Five golden things
Four drunken pirates
Three rotten stowaways
Two pillaging pistols
And a parrot in a pine tree

On the seventh day of Christmas
My first mate gave to me
Seven sharpened blades
Six wounds to tend to
Five golden things
Four drunken pirates
Three rotten stowaways
Two pillaging pistols
And a parrot in a pine tree

On the eighth day of Christmas
My first mate gave to me
Eight sunken ships
Seven sharpened blades
Six wounds to tend to
Five golden things
Four drunken pirates
Three rotten stowaways
Two pillaging pistols
And a parrot in a pine tree

On the ninth day of Christmas
My first mate gave to me
Nine pieces of eight
Eight sunken ships
Seven sharpened blades
Six wounds to tend to
Five golden things
Four drunken pirates
Three rotten stowaways
Two pillaging pistols
And a parrot in a pine tree

On the tenth day of Christmas
My first mate gave to me
Ten seconds to flee
Nine pieces of eight
Eight sunken ships
Seven sharpened blades
Six wounds to tend to
Five golden things
Four drunken pirates
Three rotten stowaways
Two pillaging pistols
And a parrot in a pine tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My first mate gave to me
Eleven shanghaied crewmen
Ten seconds to flee
Nine pieces of eight
Eight sunken ships
Seven sharpened blades
Six wounds to tend to
Five golden things
Four drunken pirates
Three rotten stowaways
Two pillaging pistols
And a parrot in a pine tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My first mate gave to me
Twelve bottles of rum
Eleven shanghaied crewmen
Ten seconds to flee
Nine pieces of eight
Eight sunken ships
Seven sharpened blades
Six wounds to tend to
Five golden things
Four drunken pirates
Three rotten stowaways
Two pillaging pistols
And a parrot in a pine tree

[charles gunfury]

We Wish You a Merry Christmas in pirate form by Charles Gunfury

We wish you a merry Christmas in the Caribbean;
we wish you a merry Christmas in the Caribbean;
we wish you a merry Christmas in the Caribbean,
And a happy New Year.

We wish you a merry Christmas in the Caribbean;
we wish you a merry Christmas in the Caribbean;
we wish you a merry Christmas in the Caribbean,
And a happy New Year.

We wish you a merry Christmas in the Caribbean;
we wish you a merry Christmas in the Caribbean;
we wish you a merry Christmas in the Caribbean,
And a happy New Year .

[CaptainMonkeys]

Deck The Ships

Deck! the ships with Darkhart's loot chests
Arr-arr-arr-arr-arr... arr-arr-arr-arr
'Tis the reason to loot Darkhart
Loot-loot-loot-loot-loot... loot-loot-loot-loot

But there be some
Reasons to loot
Tormenta... or the Cove
Conflict? No!

Tormenta, and the Cove holds great loot...
Arr-arr-arr-arr-arr.....




Arr-arr....

Arrrrrr...

Arrrrrrrrrr!

[Roger Sharkshot]

Heres my first one hope you guys like them

Swab the decks w' boughs of holly
fa la la la la, la la la la
Hoist the Roger if it's jolly
fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our pirate trappings,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Caught me peg leg in these wrappings
fa la la la la, la la la la

From the portside to the starboard
And from transom to bow
We are covered with invading bivalves

They latched on when we were harbored,
And nobody knows how
To remove them and get the ship clear.

Barnacles, barnacles,
Give me a crowbar
barnacles, barnacles,
Soon they will eat this whole bay.

Heres my other one i have to hope you guys like them.

Ye better watch out, ye better not cry,
Get the rum out, I'm tellin' you why,
Cap'n Jack is comin' ta town
He walks with a list, talks a good game,
Blade, kiss or fist, it's always the same,
Cap'n Jack is comin' ta town.

He seizes any treasure
The rum and wenches too,
He knows if you've been bad or good
And either one will do!

Christmas, christmas time is here,
Time fer loot and some good rum.
Cap'n Jack bring your big ol' bag ta town,
We want treasure, we want swag
Want a map from some old book,
Me I want a brand new hook
We can hardly stand the wait
Please christmas don't be late.

And heres two more they just kept coming and coming

Dashing through the snow
Is somethin' we ain't done,
Because we never go
Away from tropic sun,
Keep yer cold and ice,
We think it's kinda dumb
We've got our Christmas paradise
With beaches, girls and rum!
ARRR!

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to sail the Caribbean today-ay!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas on the sea,
Yo ho ho, yo ho ho, a Pirate's life for me eh!
Yo ho ho, yo ho ho, a Pirate's life for me ARRR!

Happy Holidays