Long Live The Ban Game!

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I must skiperdoo Skiperdoo to ban my dear Jack Shipsteel. Welcome back mate!

Where the blazes have you been?! And why aren't you giving me rum?! DON'T PROTEST!

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

I ban Davy for telling Jack not to protest.

Oh haven't you learned anything???

[Jack Shipsteel]

I ban Skiperdoo, for the answer is pie. Were you offering some?

To all whom it may concern:

Effective now, Wackie Jackie's Army for Rum Replication, or WJARR, is being re-established. For what reason? I am often times too involved in other things to focus on the mastering of rum. So, I am re-forming the WJARR, and asking all employees to return, where they will begin being paid twice their former paycheck, (3 to 6 barrels a month).

However, while I am de facto leader, I trust you can handle yourselves enough to issue your own orders. I may be gone for any amount of time, so I need you to be able to work without my supervision. In case any major issues are brought up, I ask you to vote on the point, and only if there is an unanimous agreement will it pass.

Also, I no longer will give you all your orders. Come up with your own rum-related projects! Just make sure it furthers our cause, and not hinders it. I hope I can trust you on this.

Yours Truly,

Jack Shipsteel

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

I ban Jack for bringing back WJARR!

WOOT!!!!

[Jack Shipsteel]

I ban Skiperdoo, for I expect some flesh blood to flow through our system. See if we can recruit any candidates.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

I banz Jack bcuz Hamy sowndz lyke a kewl canid8

[Jack Shipsteel]

I ban Skiperdoo, for somebody called Hammy sounds like he would fit us just fine.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I ban Jack for owing me those two barrels of rum per month that The Monster and you arranged. I think you owe us something like eight, but I'd be willing to go to six and a quarter for an old friend.

[Jack Shipsteel]

I ban Davy for making just and reasonable demands.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I ban Jack because I know if I go unreasonable it will only harm both of us.

Nah, it'll only harm Jack.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

I ban the people who talk about me. I'm always watching...

[Jack Shipsteel]

I ban Davy for making me think he changed, and then going spoiler on me.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I ban Jack, because it looks like I just spoiled your thought that I had changed!

[Jack Shipsteel]

I ban Davy for making want to facepalm, but ignoring the urge so I can type.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I ban Jack for being at a loss of words. Cat got your pun?